Most romantic present ever.

[paulineb]

It's our wedding anniversary today and I've just received a pressie from Mr B - a new de-humidifier !!!!!

Pauline B

 

[ChrisP]

Oh you lucky, lucky thing I bet you're over the moon. Just goes to show you how much he loves you. Knowing how much you like to be on the boat he's bought you a present that will make your stay even more comfortable. How lucky you are to have made such a catch.

CP.............

 

[BarryD]

Happy Anniversery to you etc... NM

x <G>

Barry D.

 

[ArthurWood]

...to remove the results of all that nocturnal heavy breathing
?
Happy Anniversary!

 

[Guest]

Outrageous. Spect it'll be spanners for Christmas. Even I wouldn't dare do that. Oops er actually, well never mind...

 

[Deleted User YDKXO]

Count yourself lucky. For my last birthday Mrs F gave me a toilet seat (albeit for the boat), a mug with a rather endearing 'Biggest B.....d in the World' painted on the side and popcorn making machine. I think she's trying to tell me something but I'm buggered if I can work it out.
You're a girlie, you tell me?

 

[KevL]

He remembered ?!!! What a creep!! it's just a good job my misses doesn't read this list !!!

Kev

 

[paulineb]

Perhaps, like most men, you spend so much time on the toilet reading that you might as well have a comfortable seat and a cup of tea in there. The popcorn - roughage ??

Pauline B

 

[byron]

What would you have preferred? There's no pleasing some people. I think it's a delightfully thoughtful present.

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[paulineb]

Thanks Guys !!!

I knew I could rely on you all standing right behind Mr B on this one.

Pauline B

 

[Deleted User YDKXO]

Cor, it takes a woman's intuition does'nt it? Thats been bugging me for months

 

[Geoffs]

Strewth, if I'd done that to my ex-wife it would have instant divorce. Come to think of it, it was!

Nearly forgot, Happy anniversary.
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[ari]

What did you buy him???

Ari

 

[paulineb]

A year's subscription to Razzle

Pauline B

 

[ari]

Hope you got him the comfy toilet seat to go with it!!!

Ari.

 

[Guest]

So do we guess that sex is right off the menu tonight then?

To save any other chaps the problem of what to get the other half, try this website. www.supriseyourwoman.com. Honest, it's for real and has got some real corkers. He could have got you a weekend sailing. Nice X channel sailing trip could have been good fun eh pauline? Personally I'd have bought you the "parachuting without a chute" experience, or the weekend health farm\beauty break in Kabul.

 

[Guest]

Re: wedding anniversary reference list

wedding anniversaries
1 paper
2 cotton
3 leather
4 fruit and flowers
5 wood
6 sugar
7 woollen
8 bronze
9 pottery
10 tin
12 silk and fine linen
15 crystal
20 china
25 silver
30 pearl
40 ruby
50 golden
55 emerald
60 diamond
65 blue sapphire
70 platinum

Note the gaps between 12 and 15, and the long four-year gaps from 15. A dehumidifier would be an excellent choice for year 11, or anytime from year 13 onwards to protect the woollen and silk items from mildew.

For other years not listed above, perhaps a burglar alarm or a smoke detector would be appropriate, or perhaps some dusters and Pledge, all aimed to look after the wood, china and crystal gear. Or a cardboard box to keep it all safe in the garage?

So, praps a very thoughtful pressie after all? Let's hear it for Mr B!

 

[Deleted User YDKXO]

Re: wedding anniversary reference list

which one's your grp anniversary,then?