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djefabs

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One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over
ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "That's
certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to
rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a
raft. Suddenly, emerging from the
surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a
wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell
me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

Ten years," replies the Irishman. With that, she
reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says "Is that ever good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of whiskey?" she asks
him.

Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a
flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a
long swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long
zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks
at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since
you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and
sobs, sweet mother of Jesus, don't tell me you've got golf clubs in
there too?"


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BrendanS

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A Welsh man, a sheep, and a dog were marooned on a desert island. Each night they would sit together and watch the sun set. One night as they sat there, the Welsh man started to think of life back in the valleys and slipped his arm around the sheep.

This caused the dog to snarl so loudly that the Welsh man pulled his arm back hastily!

One day a beautiful woman floated up on the beach. The Welsh man thought this was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life! When she had fully recovered from her ordeal she joined them in their evening sunset watch. That glorious night the Welsh man leaned over to the beautiful woman and whispered in her ear................................

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk???"

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Jinksy

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I must complain that racial stereotyping is becoming far too prevalent on this forum. The point is that you tell us all about the woman but there's no mention of whether the sheep was good looking or not!!

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