Now, I was always under the impression that Mullet - or Gray Mullet - was a type of fish so this thread had me somewhat confused - and especially as to why it would be appropriate for you to inform us that you 'have a bit of one on the go' !
Google to the rescue and I discover, at the tender age of three score years and ten. that its also a HAIRCUT
Well, you learn something every day - bet Oldgit's never had one