Hello!

[2_rollocks]

Have been what I think is called a lurker for some time, you seem to be a mixed bunch, sometimews friendly and others on the attack, particularly towards our sailing friends. Who is this chap you refer to as Cuty,seems a strange name for a ruffty tufty boater, how did he get this name? Presumably he's younger than the rest of you and attractive to the girls?

 

[EME]

Assuming you're a genuine 'lurker' (sorry for the questioning position , but have you seen Coliholic's picture?), the story is an interesting one.

Allegedly , Boatone once described Coliholic' s curtains as 'cute'.... hence the 'cuty'holic was born. You may rest assured that based upon other posts it transpires that he doesn't consider himself cute in the least..

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[jfm]

Re: Hello! Colin\'s all yours

Ah Cutey. He is Colin. His boat was called Aquaholic, so he got called Coliholic. Then it was thort he was cute, well BI did,so became Cuteyholic. He is cute, if you think large and wet is cute. He falls in a lot. As for age, yes he must be younger than some on here, though not sure. Anyway, enuf blathering. He's all yours and rarin' to go.

 

[BarryH]

Nah! I have it on good authority that he's the forum gimp!

 

[Col]

Hi there. You haven't filled out your profile, so tell all. Got a boat? What is it / What would you like to have? And er um welcome.

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[2_rollocks]

Gimp?

What's a gimp, is this an unusual boaty expression? Or praps an ugly bloke?

 

[byron]

Re: Gimp?

A Gimp? that's a particularly nasty expression referring to someone who is crippled, usually in the legs. I'm pretty broad minded but object to its use.
Barry! shame on you

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[Falcon71]

Re: Gimp?

I remember Gimp, it's something used in upholstery, a twine, and I think you got gimp pins as well.

 

[BarryH]

Re: Gimp?

No NONo NO, it was in a film I watched the other night, Oh forgert it I've had too much too drinkk to explain it at the mo!!!!

 

[hlb]

Good evening B/ sorry Rollocks. You have to get used to this funny aquatic boat farm before commenting to much. Sometimes it might look like an attack to an outsider,. But mainly it's just cos some of us know each other so well, that we can slag each other off. Course, thats apart from raggies, there fair game. Apart that is from one or two enlightened ones who are really closet stinkies but infiltrate the Shutyerbuters for our benifit. If you hang around long enough you will come to the conclusion, I'm sure. Not a total nasty lot, but just a bit tougher than the rest. Apart from Cutey, Now he is an orible bugger!!

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[Forbsie]

Re: Gimp?

Was it you that called ME a Lounge Lizard? I haven't had a drink yet!!

Been to boatyard and got heat exchanger, went down to Jones's and TechThingy down the road, bought bits, ordered others, tried to put everything back in boot and t'was jammed solid. Bin home for ages and no drink yet coz you lot keep implying I'm a lush. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

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[Col]

Re: Gimp?

LUSH ???????
Don't forget, I've met you /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[BarryH]

Re: Gimp?

I've been on the pi....entertaing customers since about threeeeish. Now I'm waiting for a cab so I can get to a club agm at the local. Don't think they're going take me that seriuosly tonite, but as usual give them time and we'll be speaking the same language!!!!!

 

[paulineb]

Dear Mr Rollocks - is that a typo? did you mean Rowlocks?

Pxx

 

[byron]

Nope! Pauline, he writted it as you speekked it. So Bowlocks

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[jimmie]

Hi there big boy!

Mr Rollocks, its really nice of you to come and talk to us. Most of the people here are quite understanding and broadminded. Are you married? The Rev Pauline is especially good with advice when you've got personal problems. Maybe you've heard her on Radio 4 in the morning? Must dash now as I'm off down the local working men's club for the singles night. They've usually had a few after the happy hour so their not too particular now.

xxxx
Jems

 

[paulineb]

I was born and brought up very close to Bow Locks

Pxx

 

[LeytonC]

Re: Gimp?

Watch pulp fiction, I think its explains everything about gimps,

(Please note, if easily offended then dont)



Thanks

Leyton
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[coliholic]

Yes it's me. And what's all this? Your first post is to have a go at me then?

I should warn you that I've been to see the new James Bond film tonight so I'm ready for a fight.

Oh and ignore what the others have said, they're just jealous. I am very cute.

 

[EME]

You what !!

Been to see the new Bond fim with Hawk 34s in !! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif... just got around to OAP home then...

Cute ...My A*se.../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Drunk, Wet , etc...etc...

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