Heddlu Gogledd Cymru

[Kilter]

Have sent me a love letter.

Apparently I wasa doing 36mph in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch



I will now have to do a course to teach me the error of my ways...so it goes!

 

[jhr]

Commiserations.

I understand that these courses are normally of one day's duration. Surely that won't allow sufficient time to cover all the errors of your ways?

 

[Kilter]

Commiserations.

I understand that these courses are normally of one day's duration. Surely that won't allow sufficient time to cover all the errors of your ways?

4 hours...it won't even be enough for confession!

 

[TSB240]

I am surprised you were caught in LlanfairPG. Blink and you could miss it?

When you get re-educated make sure you pig out on tea and biccies as they cost you £60

No points is a bonus though.

A little faster and you might not have had the option of speed awareness course. How do I know?

 

[LittleShip]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

Was it on .......

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch Road or...

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch Avenue.

Now that has to be a claim to fame speeding in the Uks town with the longest name

Tom.

 

[Kilter]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

Was it on .......

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch Road or...

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch Avenue.

Now that has to be a claim to fame speeding in the Uks town with the longest name

Tom.

Not sure that it qualifies as a town...it's not as long as its name!

Was 'shot' just down the road from Kwacker's gaff...wonder if he shopped me?

 

[25931]

Have sent me a love letter.

Apparently I wasa doing 36mph in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch



I will now have to do a course to teach me the error of my ways...so it goes!

As this is a boating forum I assume that you have an amphibian.

 

[Philiz]

As this is a boating forum I assume that you have an amphibian.

Typical, he drives around like a lunatic and can't even be bothered to put his post on the right forum

 

[Kilter]

As this is a boating forum I assume that you have an amphibian.

Yes, my pet toad is called Brian

 

[Philiz]

Yes, my pet toad is called Brian

 

[LittleShip]

Yes, my pet toad is called Brian

Funny that I have a pet called brian........ we dont see much of him these days

Tom

PS some will understand ??

 

[Searush]

Should have gone to court Robin, no-one would convict you of wanting to get out of there as quickly as possible. Or were you tyring to get to Pringles before the pensioners?

Clear orf, 25931 this is the official N Wales forum.

Anyway, you are just a number, what makes you think you count?

 

[Kawasaki]

Pringles is a fine Establishement
Tresner of Forum fame
Yer know
The Hitchhicker of the Galaxy that hitched a lift On L Ship
Hitched up to Pringles in Llanfair P G (as We call it) an purchased of a badge thinghie
Wot had a Ddraig Goch on
To complete His 'Badges of Honour' for enduring Scottish midges, Whippets, Incessant UK rain an Tom's (L Ship) theory on the 'History an Application of Varnish' an Dulux paint fer 'Woodies'!!!!!!

 

[Philiz]

Funny that I have a pet called brian........ we dont see much of him these days

Tom

PS some will understand ??

There's not much of him to see

 

[volvopaul]

Sorry but I thought this was a boating forum?

 

[Kawasaki]

Sorry but I thought this was a boating forum?

Quite right VP
Tiss Paranoia what has set in ter Kilter
See, just by Llanfair Pg , One can get a speedin ticket on the water too
In fact
Just put the phone down on a Bod who wants a PB2 Course etc
He has 3 'speeding tickets' on said waterway recently
Not suprising it seems
He gets himself a boat because he has been banned fer speeding (points tally up) on the road
Wanted to be able to drive summatt whilst banned.
He said.
'Booked' Him fer next week
Midweek peeps
So watch out between Dinorwic an the Menai , Llanfair Pg area
'Notice ter Mariners'

 

[Searush]

Sorry but I thought this was a boating forum?

You foolish Saes, go & whack a few engines wiv a big spanner, you'll soon feel better again. As I told our numerical colleague on another thread, this is the offisherl N Whales forum now.

You 'as bin taken over, and serves yer right for not posting more entertaining threads.

 

[Kawasaki]

You foolish Saes, go & whack a few engines wiv a big spanner, you'll soon feel better again. As I told our numerical colleague on another thread, this is the offisherl N Whales forum now.

You 'as bin taken over, and serves yer right for not posting more entertaining threads.

Hey Rushie
You will like this as a 'Sailorboy'
Beautifull weather yesterday fer me man doing nav training an stuff.
But hazy and vis was poor
Did Dinorwic to Rhyl and back in under three hours inc having a cuppa in Rhyl yacht club!
46 nautical covered inc speed limit at PD
The windfarms where spectacularly loomin out of the mist from time to time
Great Orme was not visible from Puffin!
Fast nav, poor vis
Who said Moboing is boring

 

[Kilter]

Hope you weren't speeding Kwackers!

 

[Searush]

Kwacka,

How is going nowhere fast on a mobo more entertaining than going nowhere fast in a raggie? All you need to do is hold tight, squint into the spray & prey you don't find any pots, giant bales of hay, planks, swamped containers etc etc etc. And where do you end up? In Rhyl, former playground of the great unwashed & now quietly retreating to the mud from whence it grew. The public money spent there only seems to have made the bloomin' place look worse than ever. At least Victorian ruins have a certain grace - modern ones just look awful.

Whereas, in my yacht, I balance the winds & tides constantly in a battle of wits to best utilise nature's twin bounties. I am busy with leaches & luffs, sheets, topping lifts, kicking straps & halliards, tell-tales, wheel, the wind on my cheek, the strength & direction of tide, and yet never leave the safety & beauty of the PD speed limit until the tide changes in my favour. I can easily spend 3 hours heading to Caernarfon & love every minute - oh & it doesn't cost a penny in fuel AND I can make my own coffee with a wee stiffener in it too.

Nope, sorry, not jealous at all. But I do wish I was able to be on the water more often.