Happy Valentine's Day

[paulineb]

Happy Valentine\'s Day

Have you all open your cards?
How many did you get?
Any presents?
Any little surprises promised for tonight ?

Pxx

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[hlb]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

1/ No
2/ None
3/ No
4/ Dont understand the question?

<font color=blue> Haydn

 

[byron]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

<font color=blue>One card from OI
One card to me from my biggest fan (me)
One card from whats-her-face
One Ella Fitzgerald CD from the above, because she likes Ella Fitzgerald.
One Barry White CD because she wanted it too and knew I would give it to her as well.
I'm gonna buy her a Pork Pie later on today 'cos I likes Pork Pies.


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[paulineb]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

You are sooooo romantic !!!

Pxx

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[Trevethan]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

This morning...

One card from Catherine,
One large chocolate heart from catherine
One pair nevelty boxers from Catherine
Promises of romantic evening from Catherine

Five minutes ago

Valentines day card in e-mail box oat work, very sweet, professing love etc signed love C

Call Catherine to thank her. She didn't send it. All promises withdrawn. Choclate heart ownership has reverted to her and I can keep the underwear on too....


Of course this come on top of strange calls in middle of the night from some bird from Liverpool claiming she knows me, and that she got my number from a friend, but couldn't remember who.

If I had been misbehaving I could deal with it.. but I have been good, and still getting grief... Its very unfair.

Think I will have to put off the paris thing or she will think I am feeling guilty! Bought a bunch of flowers the other week, just cos and had an evening's cross examining.

Like I could even afford a bit ont he side.. I have a boat!


ah well..


signing off from the dog house

Nick

 

[syd]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

OH ! I SEE.... Don't mention the flowers and huge luvvy card and big box of teddy bear chocolates I SENT YOU.

All them whispers in the dark meen nothing now DO THEY??

You just don't appreciate me any more, you fat men are all the same .

 

[NorthernWave]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

None
nothing!!!!


I love you all too

Chris

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[BarryD]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

Nope, no cards for Barry.
None that I know of.
Fat chance - I spend oddles and get nuffink
Yer.. going for a beer with JFM and not going home till late, that will surprise her!

Game over...

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

Postman collapsed halfway to front door
the ambulance took him and they are craning the bag in
off to anne summers now for pressy for mrs s 2b
i bought chocolate body paint last time
greedy cow locked herself in the bathroom then ate it. ;-)

Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[Guest]

Re: Happy Valentine\'s Day

1) Yes.
2) Got one by email.
3) Opened it, and it contained a bloody virus.
4) Surprise? I'd die of shock