Oh dear poor you. Is she Irish by any chance? When I was a man I knew a few Irish ladies they were very feisty! I really like your photo, you look like a man of experience. I'm wondering about TwisterKen, do you think he might be persuaded to go for the chop and drill?
Pleased you understood that question Ken - I did not want to answer on your behalf, 'cos I thought it was a bit risque - I now understand it was quite innocent!