Evadne
Active member
epitaphs
Willie Rushton wanted:
"He always stood his round"
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Willie Rushton wanted:
"He always stood his round"
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Twister_Ken
Well-known member
Mirabella V
"Dragging? Of course we're not dragging"
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"Dragging? Of course we're not dragging"
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StugeronSteve
New member
Re: Words you seldom hear...
Challenge Yacht skipper to crew...
C'mon guys smile for the TV cameras. (Dig at pitiful coverage).
<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
Challenge Yacht skipper to crew...
C'mon guys smile for the TV cameras. (Dig at pitiful coverage).
<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
Goodge
Member
Re: Mirabella V
What red light ?
Me helming Wild Honey trying to get out of Cherbourg last weekend !
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What red light ?
Me helming Wild Honey trying to get out of Cherbourg last weekend !
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jhr
Well-known member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
"Don't tack; we're the stand-on vessel................"
<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho
"Don't tack; we're the stand-on vessel................"
<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho
StugeronSteve
New member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
"Where the f**k did you get these tide tables?" (King Canute)
<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
"Where the f**k did you get these tide tables?" (King Canute)
<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
Mirelle
N/A
"No need to tack yet. There\'s plenty of water here..."
The East Coast skipper's classic remark.
35 years of practice at sailing in the Thames Estuary and I still come out with it, seconds before slithering to a halt...
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The East Coast skipper's classic remark.
35 years of practice at sailing in the Thames Estuary and I still come out with it, seconds before slithering to a halt...
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KevB
Active member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
"Why yes sweet heart, I do think you look fat in that dress."
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear
him... Is he still wrong?
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"Why yes sweet heart, I do think you look fat in that dress."
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear
him... Is he still wrong?
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beancounter
New member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
Supposedly from Oscar Wilde:
" This wallpaper is killing me - one of us has to go"
<hr width=100% size=1>Fabricati Diem, punc
Supposedly from Oscar Wilde:
" This wallpaper is killing me - one of us has to go"
<hr width=100% size=1>Fabricati Diem, punc
Sea Devil
Well-known member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
Michael Angelo - "you want what on the f*****g ceiling?"
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Michael Angelo - "you want what on the f*****g ceiling?"
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StugeronSteve
New member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
"Take me to your leader" (Beagle Mars Probe)
<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
"Take me to your leader" (Beagle Mars Probe)
<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
jimi
Well-known member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
"Gie us a light,Mister" .. Alfred Nobel
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"Gie us a light,Mister" .. Alfred Nobel
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ubuysa
New member
Re: A confederate General...
Now you're on to my pet subject (the American Civil War). The general in question was Gen. John Sedgwick and at the battle of Spotsylvania Court House (May 8 - 19 1864) he stood up in front of his cowering troops and yelled "Stand up men, they couldn't hit a bull elephant at this distance!" Only seconds later he was hit just below the left eye by a bullet from a Confedreate sharpshooter and was dead before he hit the ground.
My favourite last words are Mark Bolan (of T-Rex fame) - "These Minis corner well don't they?".......
Tony C.
<hr width=100% size=1>Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.......
Now you're on to my pet subject (the American Civil War). The general in question was Gen. John Sedgwick and at the battle of Spotsylvania Court House (May 8 - 19 1864) he stood up in front of his cowering troops and yelled "Stand up men, they couldn't hit a bull elephant at this distance!" Only seconds later he was hit just below the left eye by a bullet from a Confedreate sharpshooter and was dead before he hit the ground.
My favourite last words are Mark Bolan (of T-Rex fame) - "These Minis corner well don't they?".......
Tony C.
<hr width=100% size=1>Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.......
Twister_Ken
Well-known member
Napoleon
"Keep your filthy British hands off my arse, Nick"
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"Keep your filthy British hands off my arse, Nick"
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claymore
Well-known member
Quasimodo
When I said "Toss me off, Desdemona - I didn't mean off the bloody roof"
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Claymore<font color=purple>
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When I said "Toss me off, Desdemona - I didn't mean off the bloody roof"
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jimi
Well-known member
Re: Quasimodo
"You again!" Rasputin
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"You again!" Rasputin
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claymore
Well-known member
Re: Quasimodo
I was at an art gallery recently and saw a painting of a willie with an indian arrow through it.
Custers last stand.
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Claymore<font color=purple>
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I was at an art gallery recently and saw a painting of a willie with an indian arrow through it.
Custers last stand.
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Claymore<font color=purple>
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Rabbie
New member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
'I don't BELIEVE it !!!!!!!!
<hr width=100% size=1>A day not spent on my boat is a day in my life wasted.
'I don't BELIEVE it !!!!!!!!
<hr width=100% size=1>A day not spent on my boat is a day in my life wasted.
Rabbie
New member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
Alien beings landed on Earth. On leaving spacecraft, one said, 'One small step for a Snarg ... One giant leap for Snargkind'
<hr width=100% size=1>A day not spent on my boat is a day in my life wasted.
Alien beings landed on Earth. On leaving spacecraft, one said, 'One small step for a Snarg ... One giant leap for Snargkind'
<hr width=100% size=1>A day not spent on my boat is a day in my life wasted.
waverider
New member
Re: c\'mon then ..... famous last words ...
I wont cum in your mouth dear.....Promise!
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I wont cum in your mouth dear.....Promise!
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