Burgee ???

[Olly]

hello again
whats with the burgee ?
and why must i not forget to order it?
will it make my boat faster when i have it!!
brum brum!!!
maybe onion burgee?
olly

 

[longjohnsilver]

It's guaranteed to add at least 5kts to your speed!

Can you afford not to have one??

 

[oldgit]

If you do not get at least 10 knots more, ask for your money back.ps the address is
c/o Complaints Dept. saddam hussain. 2nd missile launcher on the left.Nr the tent etc Iraq WC1 etc.

 

[billskip]

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Bill
www.aegeansailing.co.uk

www.macsyachting.com

 

[oldgit]

Wots a Paved Road. NM.

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[Gludy]

In that case, I will keep the rope cutters and still go faster .... whoopee.


Paul

 

[hlb]

No. Dont be daft. The burgee wont make you go any faster, unless of course you opt. for the Onion Bargee in which case you will go like hell!!
The standard Burgee allows you to Qualify for. Go Faster Stripes. Available Next week. (Or the week after). When youve all forked out yer money. Except. Bad news. Bloody sample is not coming till Friday. Good news theres a ten x fifteen option hopefully at same price.
Blue and yellow sheep also now located. (this was the delay). But also coming to Lancashire from Devon. ( Thanks LJS) Via. Bayliner. The yellow ones driving cos he's got day skipper. With the blue ones sat in the back. Due to south west winds, there going the long way round, via Solent and east coast, rounding Scotland and should arrive Manchester ship canal. Eerr. Some time!

Dont forget to order your Burgee. PM me.

Haydn

 

[ToMo]

Sheep!

Do you want to repeat the bit about the sheep, I missed it - dunno must be going deaf or sumit!......anyway I don't want mine made of wool, it shrinks and smells when wet!.....and the little buggars down here keep forming escape committees (lambs) and I'm too old to run up and down a pole chasing a bargee.
;-(
TôMö

 

[hlb]

Re: Sheep!

Have to catch up with your home work ToMo. After being away so long you've lost the plot!!
Waited to long for flag maker so Tutt's is knitting them.
I had a go but kept pearling instead of knitting.
But!
For blue flags we need of course, Blue sheep.
It's not rocket science!
You'll get what you get given. Stop Moaning.

Dont forget to order your Burgee. PM me.

Haydn