Are we getting too polite?

[boatmike]

So far this Friday we have only slagged off the Queen, Tony Blair (as a sideswipe) Local councils, Urban terrorists (sorry children), The Germans, The French, Liberal prats who dont understand terms like "democracy", and Jimi (or was that last week)
Come on lads and lassies, you can do better than that!

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[tome]

Oh come on now, we've also had a pop at the Hamiltons and Sillroy Kink.

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[jimi]

I say Michael, no one's slagged off the queen, just pointed out some weaknesses in her constitutional rather than personal position ..

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[jimi]

Politeness is the oil that lubricates society, even dipsticks are useful occasionally.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Go forth and multiply

Everyone called Mike is a dozy prat with a gerbil for a brain and a nose the size of king kong's dong.

How' s that?

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[ChrisE]

Mike, it is just the frustrations of those that aren't sailing this weekend, woo hoo off we go.


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[boatmike]

Re: Go forth and multiply

Have we met?

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[boatmike]

Hoo're ye callin a dipstick ye rude ol caladonian dogs poo...

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[dralex]

You forgot to include those awful surfers off Looe.

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[boatmike]

Sorry, missed that. Well done.... Keep up the good work

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[boatmike]

Excluded on purpose cos I though post too intellectual and polite. Now if you had said those cretins who carry their brains beneath thier surfboards or something I would have included them. See? Just too polite by half!

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[jimi]

Personally I find anyone whose name starts with M offensive .. ya oystershaggin' cats crap!

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[boatmike]

Well thats a slightly better effort old bean but it still lacks a certain depth of feeling. Put some welly into it next time OK?

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[dralex]

"Old bean"- what's all that about- come on Boatsmike, you're going to have to dish some unpolite stuff as well.

How about " That's better you Scottish Mother******- put some ****** effort into it next time you ******* ****"

I suspect we are going to me moderated soon if this post follows it's current progression.

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[jimi]

whit dae ye know ye Devon pastie shitehawk!

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[BrendanS]

That's more like it, get stuck into the scottish gits, with their weird ramblings here distrupting the usual ebb and flow

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[dralex]

You can tell when Jimi's getting annoyed 'cos he slips into Scottish Typing Dialect- images of string vests, the smell of beer and fags and Rab C Nesbitt come to mind.


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[boatmike]

Weel.... Wa aboot yersel. wha' sort 'o big girlies suppository has a daft name like DRALEX eh? Soon's like a dyslectic try'n ta order wee burth control thingies in a chemist....

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[boatmike]

Neer ye mind aboot wee Rabbie ye squirt! Ye nae fit tae wear his vest! An wi'l wer abbot it Jimi's mae frend an al no heer a bad word agin the sad pillock...

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[powerskipper]

And how would you know what they sound like?
And watch who you say is dyslexic, it is a very unique club you know!

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