Are we getting too polite?

An hoo pulld yer wee chain then? Ah'l ney grace th' opinion o' one who calls hissel' a professional nipple tweaker wi a reply ye low life baggage. Bog off!

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If'n ye can spell UNIQUE and DYSLECTIC ye'r an impostor so get awa we ye y' argumentative twassock

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Aujoot jifed gortyuimonster zylofreakish ite fudder, ffordid slurping whelp. Aniongap fronty dogmeiner- youis anastyasty fakirman.



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That's pretty rich coming from a self confessed 'freak'.

Call that an insult? you couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana



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It's my new form of Scuttlespeak- we can have a secret language so nobody can understand us. Alternatively, I can have a secret language and nobody can understand me- mm - that sounds good- I could be as insulting and litiganous as possible and not get Kimmed.

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And the little men in white coats are really your friends you know so don't worry too much about the voices. life is really nice in here.. ha ha hee hee.

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They're not my bloody friends- they hate me and keep whispering behind my back.
Are you really in my computer Boatmike- I though I heard a voice, but now you're scaring me. Hang on- there's a knock at the door





AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............................................................................................................. ... .. .

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Ah wasn'e tryin tae insult ye ye poor wee man ah was giv'n ye guid advice. If'n ah had wanted tae insult ye ah wud hae cald ye ah wee anchor (or some such rymin we it)

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That puts you in the same catagory as most of the state educated unwashed then! No disadvantage there...
Now who shall I insult next......?

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Try Cliff- he always speaks his mind and you should get some good retorts- I'm actually a bit scared of him.

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You and Dulux should make a good pair. Chicken livered lot.... You want somebody insulted do it yourself!

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That you nipping oor heids agin, ya big numpty

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Chicken livered!

You're not even worthy of being called chicken-shit, you sloppy piece of newly hatched chicklet diarrhea


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Your idea of fighting involves stealing the nearest pair of specs and shouting "Not the face! Not the face!" whilst adopting the fetal position

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What sort of an insult would a sad pillock like yerself be looking for this late on a Friday?

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Re: What a stupid idea for a post

absolutely dopey. God the standards of debate around here has gone down the gurgler. Politeness I'll give you politeness. Come around here expecting politeness from this collection of village idiots. If most of them had one more brain cell they'd be imberciles. Talk about empty vessels. If wit were s**t they'd all be constipated.

NB. great idea and strangely liberating.

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