?.......... As we climbed aboard, the chap on the yacht shouted across..."I don't know how I'm going to tell my friends I was rafted next to a Stinkpot". "Don't worry about it mate" I replied, "you're about as welcome as a genital rash"
"Bloody hell" he said, "that's funny, care for a drink?". We were best mates after that, and shared many a tale of the high seas (well! the Solent anyway!)
