Wot I learnt about Rag 'n Sticks

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Wot I learnt about Rag \'n Sticks

Last week I went out sailing for a day on a 43ft Legend (US Hunter).

Thanks by the way for all of you who posted advice to the 'bluffers guide to rag n stick' I managed to bluff my way through the day without getting keel hauled.

I thought I would just jot down the bullet points in non-scientific terms of things that occurred to me throughout the day not to create a them and us debate, more to point out by experience from a stinkies point of view.

Firstly why do the rag n stick brigade call us Stinkies? It was noticeable just how many various noxious odours were permeating throughout the boat as opposed to a nice clean stink pot. It seems raggies don't go fast enough to get away from their own exhaust fumes or other odours and therefore th cockpit of a sail boat is a pretty smelly place to be even on a big one. I really think they should be called stink barges or something like, afterall most of the boat is mostly under water most of the time so all sorts of smells include the heads drift throught the boat even though the boat looked spotlessly clean and was only 4 years old. They really don't go fast enough to change the air in the boat infact I am sure one of our crew broke wind and it took ages to get away from the odour confirming my thoughts that rag n sticks don't go fast enough to escape a beery fart.

Secondly there isn't anywhere comfortable to sit in a cockpit for several hours even in a big sail cruisers as this one. Why would anyone want to sit in/on a sail boat for more than 20 mins unless they had to?

Thirdly they are not comfortable to steer as you contantly have to hold the wheel and when sailing close to the wind the pressure from the rudder through the wheel can be quite significant. How the hell can you open a beer and change the cd whilst steering a rag boat!! Us stinkies can do all of this with one finger on the wheel.

Fourthly 8 knots really does feel like double the speed than four knots in a sail boat :) Would you notice the difference in a stinkpot? I think not. We were all whooping when we first got over 8 knots, but by the end of the day my colleagues (also motor boaters) wanted to put the throttle down to get back to port but were dismayed to see that it still only did 8 knots even thrashing the diesel.

Fifth, you have to keep looking around all the bloody time wot with all that tacking and jiving you get bloody disorieted the coast was on the left, then the right then behind and then in front and we were heading for a point west of us the whole time!

They don't steer dead straight when go up and down a swell they tend to wiggle a bit left then a bit right. They do turn quickly when you spin the wheel which is especially useful for cutting up motor boats with right of way.

They cut nicely through the swell n chop and the ride was very comfortable compared to a planing boat.

They go faster into the wind than with the wind behind them.?? Seriously this is what our skipper told us something to do with optimum aerofoils. And by the way they run the engine when going down wind to stop the rudder stalling in a swell!!!!

Why do they need to be pointy at the back as well as the front (Looks a bit like a pregnant whale). Crew couldn't answer that one they just glared at me, I think I might have been rumbled at this stage. Seems to me there would be less not more hull in contact with the water if it were just pointy at the front and same beam at aft as mid ships (reduced surface area when healing perhaps).

The radio and instruments and all the gadget, toys and switches were all down below so nothing to play with except a compass. You'd think they didn't want to get them wet or something! Wots the point of having all that gear and not displaying it?

They are nice and high of the water giving you a feeling of security and superiority when entering and leaving the marina. I guess this could go to my head if I did it all the time.

All those rope tails in the cockpit were a bit of a health and safety nightmare to be honest. If sailing hadn;t been been invented and all of a sudden someone came out with a product such as a sailboat you could imagine the trouble they would have trying to get it certified as safe. Yeagh well we've designed this thing with a 20m mast thing that carries a big flappy thing that can push the whole 20 tones of boat. Oh and we've got lots of ropes, pulleys and winches that all under strain carrying the 20 tons of load that could rip your arm off if you do the wrong thing. Oh and it got a huge 15hp engine that will really get it out of trouble at 8 knots.

I know this has been tongue in cheek. It isn't meant to inflame a them and us debate they are simply my observations/ brain farts about the experience. I did enjoy my day sailing and it has helped me appreciate the differences between stinkies and raggies and I would recommend all stinkies to give it a go for a day. You will really appreciate what raggies have to contend with. Execept I just didn't get the wash issues unless you happended to be at anchor and it hasn't converted me mainly becasue of the discomfort and slowness. I am told I should try a catamaran to overcome these objections. It was nice to turn the diesel off though and just listen to the wind push you along.



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Re: Hunter 43

I saw your posting be4 you went, but too late!

Hunter (legend) boats are (they say) for total pooftahs, as they are much too comfy and smart for real sailors. Yes! It's a good job you didn't put this on s'butt or they'd have said "when are you going to go on a real sailyboat".

Anyway, the going faster into the wind bit is cos if you get teh thing going at 1knot sort-of towards a 4knot wind the apparent wind is 5 knots and then the boat goes goes faster, and so then the apparent wind is 6 knots etc. etc.

There should be drinks holders around the steery wheel. It may actually be illegal not to have these. The monster wheel is good tho eh? Also, the engine must be a bit gutless if only 8 knots, next time really push it down very very hard to the plastic, get rid of the spayhood, turn on the taps to get rid of weight, and tell everyone to lie down for minimum air resistance, then point slightly downwind and win 1knot, and sailyboaties gasp in amazement at knowledgeable powerboatie.

The pointiness at the back is to allow the boat to be really curved at the side and thereby use only one or two fenders for very tight raggies. This also saves on needing large lettering for the name on the back too.

The best thing will be to get on a really massive sailyboat, so that you can have a decent jetrib parked on the front to belt around the harbour whilst still being arsey at the stinkies. I mean powerboats.

Oh, and stinkies are caled stinkies cos they have massive blackwater tanks full of acteone and/or bleach and/or anti-calcium fluid and other unmentionable stuff smelling v awful and kills all the fish esp if you turn the pumpout on just before leaving port and having already paid.
 

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Re: Hunter 43

If Legends are for pooftahs then on a comfort basis I don't want to be a real sailor.

I think the term 'sadomasochism' must have been derived from 'sailing discomfort and masochism'.

And if you're doing 1 knot into a 4 not wind surely that should mean you're doing minus 3 knots ;-) Well it felt like anyway!! That's what happens when your're in an aircraft using the same aerofoils to keep you up. Is there a different law of physics for raggies.

Not only were the no useful drink holders but there was no room for a fridge in the cockpit wot with all those ropes n winches.

I agree surely eight nots is just tick over speed. If you put all the metal and gears from all the winches together you could probably build a decent engine to get you into the teens of knots.

I don't understand why there aren't more catamarans. They make sense, have as little boat in the water as possible as stable as possible and most cabin space. Nice n easy to walk around and have barbeques on etc. If you want to go thrashing about in stormy weather in wet weather gear then just get on the swansea to cork ferry.

I think the pointy bit at the back is to confuse moty boaters because they move so slowly you can't tell if they are going backwards or forwards therefore giving them an extra element of surprise.

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Re: Hunter 43

The pointy bit at the back is for heavy weather sailing, stops the seas breaking over the stern, not bothered with much these days, mainly transoms. Cats are good, but expensive to moor, thats why you see a lot in France, cheap moorings! Good in the med/carribean aswell. I am a motorboater at heart, but now like the idea and versitility of a motor sailer, but would still go for a big old motorboat, I mean old like wood and nice and economical not zoom zoom, can't afford it, thats all that stops me!
 

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Re: Wot I learnt about Rag \'n Sticks

In short, we rag and string merchants are totally mad. Thanks for confirming what I had long suspected. But you wouldn't catch me in an American Legend. I have some standards!
 

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There's a proper sailor. First rule is to know which boat to slag off, and I understand that Legend is numero uno. Followed by the french-made boats and bavarias. Followed by anything plastic. Probably followed by anything under 150 feet (built down to a price, see, and a bit cramped).
 

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Re: see?!

Do you think they get taught a list of boats and appropriate slag off comments as part of the yatch master courses? Visions of montypython esque sketches.....

"Jones, come at me with that list of slag offs for the bavaria"

"Can't I use just the list for the Jeannau"



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I don't have a complete list for either boat. Firstly, both boats are totally rubbish "in a blow", apparently, especially a force 8. there are other technical issues too. Can't help feeling that they're made by french people and germans for chrissakes means that neither marque will ever be as lovely as a british-built boat, but we aren't allowed to say that.
 

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Re: Slagging off

..this can get a bit involved as various raggie factions all slag off the others. Like JW the Legend is not for me but my bruv has one and he is a bit wild so I only slagg em off when he is not about.

Slagg of all cats as not being proper yachts, similar with motor sailers. When I'm cruising I'm always racing the other boats on the water, so slagg anything off that is faster than me, bigger sails, longer water line length, must have his motor on etc. Anything that is slower than me is a 'pudding'. When I'm racing, slagg of crew for being no good and the reason I'm at the back, when crew are in earshot, just say we are in the cruising class.

Slagg off all stinkies unless invited on board for shampoo or G&T, if only beer will get slagged off anyway.
 

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Motor sailers

What do you mean "motor sailers aren't proper yachts"!!!

Just 'cause I can't motor as fast as a motor boat or sail as fast as a sail boat...
... Yes, 'spose I see what you mean really... damn!

Jerry :)

PS At least I stay warm and dry in my little wheelhouse, ha ha....
 

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No, you are quite right, motor sailers aren't proper yachts, they are motorsailers and acompletely different breed! Like I've said before, come down the med and see how much sailing as opposed to motoring or motorsailing you do, stop whingeing about how much a purist you are! Total hogwash! Not satisfied with the slagging matches going on between stinkies and raggies, you have to start on ragpotters now, put a sock in it! IMHO of course, Bollocks! Sorry not directed at you, previous post.
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'Jones manouvre when charter boat comes near'

Yes sir
Adopt snooty manner thus 8<
Point and shout and throw out lots fenders if they look to moor up alongside
Adopt superior look of ownership even if it is a nicer boat

...It was like that when i found it!
 

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You\'ve not got the hang of it at all!

You've been too busy hobnobbing with soap stars! No, McGregors are top of the "slag-heap" as any fule kno! Secondly, any proper verbal demolition must be founded in personal experience suitably embellished into a salty "never again" tale - e.g. sailing a McG 65 in the Med, hit the wake of a Leopard Sport 23 and was catapulted from the chart table into the lap of the ship's aromatherapist!
Thirdly, embellish with a couple of esoteric design references.

BTW, I've had too much fun racing aboard Jeanneaux and Beneteaux to be really rude about them.
 

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Have just discovered this delightful thread. Oh, if only I were a Brit, and a rich one at that, I might give some clever rejoiner. But alas, I'm not only a Colonist, but the owner of a smallish catamaran sailyboatie, howsomeever a British one. And to make matters worse, it's a trailersailer! Oh, that will never do. Meanwhile, I confess to being delighted with this exchange between rags 'n sticks and stinkpots. Or whatever . . .

It's a 1979 Cracksman. Look it up and weep. Fibreglass, even. It's only saving grace is that the manufacturer is defunct, so it's a "classic." And, of course, it's British. Therefore, somewhat ungainly.
 

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Also the Macgreggor 65/70 are amazing boats. Are they not still the fastest "Cruisers" going? Saily boat with powerboat speeds? (when it's very windy);) Damn this thread is old lol.:D
 

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This "Raggie v Stinkie" thing is a myth. In Yarmouth harbour some years ago, on the piles on a VERY busy August Bank Holiday, we came back from a dinghy trip up the river to find a Raggie rafted next to us - the Yarmouth guys try to avoid this, but there was no room elsewhere. As we climbed aboard, the chap on the yacht shouted across..."I don't know how I'm going to tell my friends I was rafted next to a Stinkpot". "Don't worry about it mate" I replied, "you're about as welcome as a genital rash"
"Bloody hell" he said, "that's funny, care for a drink?". We were best mates after that, and shared many a tale of the high seas (well! the Solent anyway!)
 
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