Worst possible thing to say..

[jimi]

to the skipper as the last mooring warp is released?

 

[ccscott49]

Do we need to disconnect the power lead?

 

[Deleted member 478]

There aren't any FB pies

 

[ccscott49]

Why have we left all the beer on the pontoon?

 

[jhr]

"Aren't you supposed to be on the boat, rather than the pontoon"?

 

[jhr]

"Did I tell you Jimi was coming with us? He's down below".

 

[ccscott49]

What does a tsunami look like?

 

[Deleted member 478]

Naomi Campbell is down below, butt naked and waiting for you.

 

[Tamarisk1]

Isn't that Mad Max trying to anchor behind us?

 

[StellaGirl]

[--word removed--] - wrong boat.

 

[StellaGirl]

right - lets get going, we dont want to be late for the Macgregor rally.....

 

[ccscott49]

Tut Tut Stellagirl you said something naughty!!

 

[StellaGirl]

well I knew it would be removed anyway!

 

[Lakesailor]

I think that one's got caught on the prop!

 

[jimi]

I've brought loads of pot noodles!

 

[Nauti Fox]

I like sponge.

 

[Clive_Rigden]

"Er - how does one get the log impeller back in the hole . . . ?"

 

[Tamarisk1]

Sh%t I've forgotten my immodium.

 

[Twister_Ken]

It'll be fine. Michael Fish has just said there's not going to be a hurricane.

 

[Mirelle]

Absolutely true remark - by a professional who is now an MCA surveyor

J.. B... joined a ship as Navigating Officer half an hour before sailing time; thirty five minutes later, he appeared out of his cabin, sought out the Old Man, and said,

"Do you mind if I just go ashore to do some shopping and get a hair cut?"

"Have a look over the side!"...