World Cup 2002

[Guest]

With Christmas nearly finished, we have next year's World CuP to look forward to and thought you might like to see the names of some of the likely players in next year's tournament.

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Pinnochio; Libero; Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango; Cheerio, Subbuteo, Scenario, Fellatio, Portfolio,
SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo (r), Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle,

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Itch, Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch, Hic, Sick, Spic, Prick, Digaditch, Fallinaditch, Horseraditch
SUBS: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Whodyanicabolicov, Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov, Slalomsky, Downhillsky, Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev, Sodov, Taykitov,
SUBS: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Peeov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Desert Orchid

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Chatanoogaciouciou, Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou, Busqueue, Snookercu, Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou, I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi
SUBS: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Toomanigoalssen, Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Aaveagossen, Firstsson, Seccondsson, Thirdsson, Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen, Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen
SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen,

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
Baloni, Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli, Wotsontelli, Toonsgotkenni, Onetoomani, Legslikejelli, Havabenni, Wobblijelli, Spendapenni,
SUBS: Cantthinkofani, Buggermi,

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
San Francisco, Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly, Manuel Gearbox, Don Criformi-Argentina, Bodegas, Luis Canon Sombrero, Chihuahua Jose
SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba,

Any suggestions for other teams, or any I've missed?

 

[byron]

I don't know any of those names but there again I don't follow football. The only name I know is Stanley Matthews who I think plays for a team called West Ham but I might be wrong there.

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[suzanne]

Re: Err England????

England might be a good squad to put up.

Seaman, Campbell, Ferdinand, Carragher, G Neville, Gerrard, Beckham, Scholes, Murphy, Heskey, Owen
Subs: Martyn, P Neville, Fowler, Phillips, Ashley Cole

(Thats my squad, prob not real one)

Byron please dont mention West Ham, can really upset Pauline sometimes!

Suzanne xXx

 

[paulineb]

Re: Err England????

But NOT today. 0-1 0-1 0-1 0-1 0-1 !!!!!!

Pauline B

 

[Guest]

Re: short people laughed anyway...

they think this is quite funny! Indeed anything re world cup is vital information. Don't you think we should beat Argentina considering our away international form, Dad? umm....

 

[Guest]

Re: short people laughed anyway...

Did youi have to explain who the No 10 for Brazil is. Or did they explain to you?

 

[Guest]

Re: Err Pauline??

Understand that you're really happy today 'cos Barthez, the ManU winger had a crap game, but think I might be about to spoil your day. There's some other brunette bird what's started posting today under your name. Didn't think Kim would let more than one person have the same name though. Got me stumped.

Not a bad looking bint, but not a patch on you. Suggest you give her a real good tongue lashing.

 

[paulineb]

Re: Err Pauline??

OK OK so you prefer Geri Halliwell to me - where's your photo then ??????

Pxx