trev
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I circumcise elephants ! - the wages are low - but you get big tips !!
Trev
Trev
what do u boaters do for a living?
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JmsKidder
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U r missing the point.
What do u alives do for boating, that is the question.
What do u alives do for boating, that is the question.
adarcy
New member
Re: alives ?
Er.........
A bit more than the deads ???
Er.........
A bit more than the deads ???
sailbadthesinner
New member
My boss asked the same question and i thought HE was being nosey s you've got no chance
I did apply to a be bikini line waxer on baywatch
the comany was advertising in London
I phoned up and they said go to Peterborough
I said ..'is the interview there?'
'No thats where the queue starts'
ber dum tish
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
I did apply to a be bikini line waxer on baywatch
the comany was advertising in London
I phoned up and they said go to Peterborough
I said ..'is the interview there?'
'No thats where the queue starts'
ber dum tish
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
tcm
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Re: porn star
never mind that, how's the blockbuster going?
never mind that, how's the blockbuster going?
wakeup
Active member
Re: Kylie\'s butt masseuse!
I applied for the job of massaging Kylie's butt since I thought that job would have a nice ring to it ;-)
yada yada..
I applied for the job of massaging Kylie's butt since I thought that job would have a nice ring to it ;-)
yada yada..
EME
Active member
I run an electronic fraud ring which monitors BBs and the people who use them with a view to obtaining personal information i.e. Bank a/cs so that I can afford my Boating bug.. .......and I know more about that than boats.
I would add that this site has been particularly unsuccessful as everyone here is technically bankrupt...
P.S. If PC Plod reads this , IT IS A JOKE ..OK
...I wanna boat please..
I would add that this site has been particularly unsuccessful as everyone here is technically bankrupt...
P.S. If PC Plod reads this , IT IS A JOKE ..OK
...I wanna boat please..
Dallas
New member
Re: Not alot.
Or a boat and a proper job ......
Dallas
Or a boat and a proper job ......
Dallas
sailbadthesinner
New member
Re: porn star
what Seaman Jone's Diary???
latest extract
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June 23rd 2001
Sails today 2 vg
engine hours 6 vbad
alcohol consumed 4 units (if you count those green things with corks in them as units)
fags 10 vbad
stinkies tacked across 11 vgood
am very fed up with the mate Jack who tried my trunks on and is much dishier in my trunks than me. I think that girl fancies him. She did however speak to me last night. She said ' do you always drink this much'
i told her no as i am on holiday and tend to relax a bit so i donot need so much booze inside me.
she didn't speak after that. i still think she believes i deliberatly use the heads every time she goes swimming. but she has forgiven for confusing the deep heat and the sun cream. thye doctor in palma told her the rbruning would stop. I am sure she said do her front. ho hum
have just seen peter stingfellow type go past with a girl that looks like she's been around not as long as his hair style. probably his daughter
no its not his daughter or if it is i should call social services.
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Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
what Seaman Jone's Diary???
latest extract
*********
June 23rd 2001
Sails today 2 vg
engine hours 6 vbad
alcohol consumed 4 units (if you count those green things with corks in them as units)
fags 10 vbad
stinkies tacked across 11 vgood
am very fed up with the mate Jack who tried my trunks on and is much dishier in my trunks than me. I think that girl fancies him. She did however speak to me last night. She said ' do you always drink this much'
i told her no as i am on holiday and tend to relax a bit so i donot need so much booze inside me.
she didn't speak after that. i still think she believes i deliberatly use the heads every time she goes swimming. but she has forgiven for confusing the deep heat and the sun cream. thye doctor in palma told her the rbruning would stop. I am sure she said do her front. ho hum
have just seen peter stingfellow type go past with a girl that looks like she's been around not as long as his hair style. probably his daughter
no its not his daughter or if it is i should call social services.
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Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
tcm
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Re: porn star
excellent. we enjoyed wrecking your "I'm off" thread too.
excellent. we enjoyed wrecking your "I'm off" thread too.
syd
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I am Byron's body guard!
I get paid by the stone, so I'm probably richer than everyone on this forum.
(apart from Byron of course).
Syd
I get paid by the stone, so I'm probably richer than everyone on this forum.
(apart from Byron of course).
Syd
syd
New member
Dave,
What do YOU do?
Syd
What do YOU do?
Syd
sailbadthesinner
New member
Re: porn star
oh? i haven't checked
i was meant to be in ipswich today
will chek it out now
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
oh? i haven't checked
i was meant to be in ipswich today
will chek it out now
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
BarryH
Active member
Huh, serious answer, not like all the others. I a professional Blind Man. Its true, I'm not joking.
OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!
OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!
sailbadthesinner
New member
Re: porn star
Jusat checked the i'm off thread
am still crying with laughter
my boss came over to find out if had those photos of him out again.
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
Jusat checked the i'm off thread
am still crying with laughter
my boss came over to find out if had those photos of him out again.
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
sailbadthesinner
New member
was it you on that jetski then???
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
BarryH
Active member
What jet ski, It wasn't me I was a Million miles from there when it happened. Only been on a jet ski once when I took the missus to the carribian. Came home with arms pulled out at the shoulders and a 'bun' in the oven. Never been near either since!! I only find piccys of 50's american birds on DIY ironing board boats!!
OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!
OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!
sailbadthesinner
New member
A bun in the oven??
how the bloody hell did you manage that on a jetski????
I am impressed
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
how the bloody hell did you manage that on a jetski????
I am impressed
Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
BarryH
Active member
Dunno, it all happened too quick!!
OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!
OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!
nicho
Well-known member
We had blind man put up our kitchen and bathroom window coverings - he was amazing - he even drove here as well.....
