My boss asked the same question and i thought HE was being nosey s you've got no chance
I did apply to a be bikini line waxer on baywatch
the comany was advertising in London
I phoned up and they said go to Peterborough
I said ..'is the interview there?'
'No thats where the queue starts'
I run an electronic fraud ring which monitors BBs and the people who use them with a view to obtaining personal information i.e. Bank a/cs so that I can afford my Boating bug.. .......and I know more about that than boats.
I would add that this site has been particularly unsuccessful as everyone here is technically bankrupt...
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June 23rd 2001
Sails today 2 vg
engine hours 6 vbad
alcohol consumed 4 units (if you count those green things with corks in them as units)
fags 10 vbad
stinkies tacked across 11 vgood
am very fed up with the mate Jack who tried my trunks on and is much dishier in my trunks than me. I think that girl fancies him. She did however speak to me last night. She said ' do you always drink this much'
i told her no as i am on holiday and tend to relax a bit so i donot need so much booze inside me.
she didn't speak after that. i still think she believes i deliberatly use the heads every time she goes swimming. but she has forgiven for confusing the deep heat and the sun cream. thye doctor in palma told her the rbruning would stop. I am sure she said do her front. ho hum
have just seen peter stingfellow type go past with a girl that looks like she's been around not as long as his hair style. probably his daughter
no its not his daughter or if it is i should call social services.
What jet ski, It wasn't me I was a Million miles from there when it happened. Only been on a jet ski once when I took the missus to the carribian. Came home with arms pulled out at the shoulders and a 'bun' in the oven. Never been near either since!! I only find piccys of 50's american birds on DIY ironing board boats!!
OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!