What A Birthday Present!

[LittleShip]

Aaaarrrhhhh
Cold sweats
Hot flushes
Running nose
Watering eyes
Have a great birthday........

Did you know !!!!!!!

If your nose runs
and
Your feet smell......... Your built upside down /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sorry to hear your ill on your B/D

 

[snowleopard]

daughter: "what do you give the man who has everything?"

mother: "encouragement dear, encouragement"

 

[T_S]

Funny you should mention that......I've just poured out another glass Of Glenfiddich /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif.......not sure though if it will agree with the Lemsips though /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[StephenSails]

What you need to do is light a big fire at the bottom end!

 

[tome]

Good man!

The Glenfiddich will soon take over and you'll be feeling 40 again before you know it. It's also my friends 50th today and another's tomorrow so we're meeting for a wee dram tonight.

Tom

 

[Birdseye]

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Bloody typical....tomorrow (11th) I hit the big 50, What do I get for starters?........ The Bloody Flue! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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If that's man-flu, its a serious disease! Good job women cant catch it, they would never cope. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[T_S]

Tried that Steve but my running nose and sneezing keeps putting the B*gger out! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[T_S]

Shame we can't be all drinking the good ol malt together eh? /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[jimi]

sort of rough & hairy .. yuck .. I'd imagine

 

[BlueSkyNick]

It was all that was left lying around on the boat over the winter (I have an 18yr old son who doesn't leave too much undrunk) - apart from Irish whiskey and I am not too keen on that at lunchtime!

 

[sailorman]

Pauline u will notice that if carefully studied it came from Luton c/o Sam Whitbread & is NOT THE REAL THING /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[mikewilkes]

50 is that all??
You are just a young pup.
The answer to the depression is not in a bottle but having a wife who is a lot younger.
" You are only as old as the young lady you feel "
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[T_S]

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50 is that all??
You are just a young pup.
The answer to the depression is not in a bottle but having a wife who is a lot younger.
" You are only as old as the young lady you feel "
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Your dead right there Mike, Mine turned 18 last week! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Oh but I forgot to add....then the alarm clock went off! /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[paulineb]

An 18 yr old wife /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif Jeez, I remember my daughters at 18, I wouldn't wish them on Jimi !

 

[T_S]

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[Stingo]

I've seen a photo of one of PaulineB's daughters. Wouldn't mind her as a 50th birthday present.

 

[paulineb]

You've got more chance of being 6' Stingo !

 

[T_S]

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I've seen a photo of one of PaulineB's daughters. Wouldn't mind her as a 50th birthday present.

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I would imagine then we would all be standing in a long que behind Jimi /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[TheBoatman]

I'm glad you gotta flue because now you've hit 50, it's time to stoke up the old boiler (no not SWMBO)you can officially become a TOG and listen to the coffin dodgers radio, look at girls becasue they feel quite safe, think about buying a "racing" cruiser, become a SKI (Spend the Kids Inheritance.
Best of luck and hope you feel better soon.

Peter.

 

[StephenSails]

Try adding some red diesel, that should keep it going! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif