Pelican
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sakes. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a chap his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks "How am I doing?" - the lady of the night replies "Well old sailor, your doing about three knots" - "Three knots" he asks" "What's that supposed to mean?" She says "Your knot hard, your knot in, and your knot getting your money back"!!!
And then there was this old couple who meet at a party in Florida. The old boy invites her out on his boat the next day to go fishing. She accepts. They leave the jetty and head off up the river and they come to the first intersection - "Up or down says he" upon which she tears off her cloths, then his and have a good rattle on the deck. They continue on and at the next intersection, the same thing happens. This goes on all day so much so that when they return to harbour in the evening the old boy say to her - would u like to come out tomorrow - to which she accepts. So next day they come to the first intersection on the river and he says "Up or down" - "Up, says she" and so he does till the next one and he asks again - "down says she" - to which he replies "whats wrong darling - yesterday we had such a good time"! To which she replies "Yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you said F...k or drown"!!!
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And then there was this old couple who meet at a party in Florida. The old boy invites her out on his boat the next day to go fishing. She accepts. They leave the jetty and head off up the river and they come to the first intersection - "Up or down says he" upon which she tears off her cloths, then his and have a good rattle on the deck. They continue on and at the next intersection, the same thing happens. This goes on all day so much so that when they return to harbour in the evening the old boy say to her - would u like to come out tomorrow - to which she accepts. So next day they come to the first intersection on the river and he says "Up or down" - "Up, says she" and so he does till the next one and he asks again - "down says she" - to which he replies "whats wrong darling - yesterday we had such a good time"! To which she replies "Yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you said F...k or drown"!!!
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