Wanted - good woman

[Vulcan]

Saw this in my mother in law's local yacht club................

WANTED - Good woman who can cook and clean, with own boat. Please send photo of boat.

............. mmm

 

[twisterkai]

I know of a great one.

Unfortunately for you lot I'm married to her!!

 

[andy_wilson]

Must be able to cook, clean, gut fish and have own boat and motor.

Please send picture etc..

 

[powerskipper]

Man want.....................

age unimportant.
able to cook, clean, earn lots of money, have nice car and great boat.
please include pic of boat and car,


/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif thats better!!!!

 

[jimi]

Was ging to say f#ck the boat and car but then thought again

 

[summerwind]

There are two certainties and one uncertainty about women:

The certainties are that they will break your bank balance and break your heart.

The uncertainty is which one they will do first.

 

[ChrisE]

Well that's a perfect description of me (he says modestly), unfortunately for you MrsE has first call.

 

[tcm]

age unimportant

you must've combed the interent for this one! I see that some blokes aged 79 frinstamce are describing themselves "in the prime of life" cos their age is a prime number....