3 things here
1 I am not your mate -ship or otherwise
2 I never will be
3 It was not meant to be an exact commen,t merely a reflection on the sort of AW you are.
Recreational seafarers who proceed oblivious to the Int. Collision Regs. re Responsibilty Between Vessels, VTS, TSS, etc are collectively known, by professional mariners, as WAFI's and PAFI's. They are......
WIND-Assisted F***IN Idiots POWER-Assisted F***IN Idiots and they can be found on all coastal and estaurial waters of Europe in the middle or WRONG side of the DEEP-WATER CHANNEL during THE SILLY SEASON, ie May to September.
Many respond alarmingly to 5 short and rapid blasts from a 30,000 Tonnes Ferry 2 cables astern of them. They are ABOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED that THOSE FERRY CHAPPIES don't know that POWER GIVES WAY TO SAIL and THE EASIEST WAY TO TRANSIT THE THAMES IS TO CUT THE CORNERS.
One of the ancilliary pleasures of sailing is jeering at other mariners who happen to get it wrong. It makes up for the occasions when one makes mistakes one's self.