Valentine's poem N/B

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Valentine\'s poem N/B

Shall I send a Valentine card
To the one I most admire?
Tell him of my undying love,
Of my feelings and desire?
Will he guess from where it came,
This message of luv so true?
Does he remember the little things
Known only to us two?
Perhaps I won't, I've changed my mind,
Some things, best left unsaid
I'll do the same as other years
And send it to the hubby instead!


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[powerskipper]

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Who remembers the verses from school, here are a few put downers I found, as an antidote

1.Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only s***t with you, because I was pissed.

2. Thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

4. Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

10. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"!

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.


<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,
IMOSHO of course,/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[jhr]

The (unofficial) Poet Laureate speaks

In the wise words of His Honour Billy Bragg:


Everybody likes you babe but me
I guess that proves how stupid I can be
Your father thinks it's swell,
Your mum hears wedding bells
Our friends all say we make a lovely couple we get on so well

People say that we're a perfect match
They don't realise that there's a catch
They don't have to live with you,
Forgive you for the things you do
There's just no ignoring, you're pretty but you're boring

Everybody likes you babe, but me
They just don't know how iffy you can be
I'd hate for you to go, before I let you know
That everybody loves you babe, but me

I'm begging you to stay out of my way
Cos everybody likes you babe, but me
Everybody likes you babe, but me



The Blokes strike back! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif


<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[Dave1258]

Re: Valentine\'s poem N/B

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme..
And some don't

<hr width=100% size=1>Someday my ship will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport!!

 

[joanne2]

Re: Valentine\'s poem N/B

Ensigns are Red
Ensigns are Blue
You may have leaking Volvos
But I still love you Nick2


xxx


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[ccscott49]

Re: Valentine\'s poem N/B

What vexes thee?

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[powerskipper]

Re: Valentine\'s poem N/B

This is for over 18 or even 21 years old only
<A target="_blank" HREF=http://jokes.page.users.btopenworld.com/valen.htm>http://jokes.page.users.btopenworld.com/valen.htm</A>

YOU have been warned

<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,
IMOSHO of course,/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[BrendanS]

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Ha! those are tame!. Should see some I got today. Don't dare post them here

<hr width=100% size=1>There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."

 

[powerskipper]

Re: Valentine\'s poem N/B

i bet your all looking at that site hee hee /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,
IMOSHO of course,/forums/images/icons/smile.gif