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The full details of the Libdem's planned relocation of Hm treasury are gradually being revealed. The aim is to save money in order to fund other govt programs.
1. Staff planning to relocate with wbe supplied with a football t-shirt in the style of Everton or Liverpool according to preference and attend an Arsenal or Totteham match whilst inebriated, wereafetr kicki ng and screaming, the offending IR staff will win free transport to Liverpool.
2. New rules will apply to the method of colect tax revenues. In future, all revenues will be in cash.
3. Tax investigations will continue, but with a separate focus. in future, whilst diverting target candidates a separate team will hotwire suitable posh cars in the directors car park for delivery direct to HM Fence in Birkenhead.
4. there will be an amnesty on all burglaries in Liverpool, and any monies recouped directly or via HMF (Birkenhead) are to reassigned as "tax revenues", with the likely resulting dramtic increase in tax revenues will permit lower overall tax. Criminals who may have been involved in such activities will be re-categorised as "Tax Collectors" and those with multiple convictions as "Senior Tax Inspectors".
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1. Staff planning to relocate with wbe supplied with a football t-shirt in the style of Everton or Liverpool according to preference and attend an Arsenal or Totteham match whilst inebriated, wereafetr kicki ng and screaming, the offending IR staff will win free transport to Liverpool.
2. New rules will apply to the method of colect tax revenues. In future, all revenues will be in cash.
3. Tax investigations will continue, but with a separate focus. in future, whilst diverting target candidates a separate team will hotwire suitable posh cars in the directors car park for delivery direct to HM Fence in Birkenhead.
4. there will be an amnesty on all burglaries in Liverpool, and any monies recouped directly or via HMF (Birkenhead) are to reassigned as "tax revenues", with the likely resulting dramtic increase in tax revenues will permit lower overall tax. Criminals who may have been involved in such activities will be re-categorised as "Tax Collectors" and those with multiple convictions as "Senior Tax Inspectors".
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