Thursday Funny...

[Dave_Snelson]

This one came out on Terry Wogan, so some of you may have heard it. Still funny though....

Doctor Doctor, I keep think I'm a moth.

You don't need a Doctor son, you need a psyciatrist.

I know Doc - I was on my way down to his office but I saw your light was on!

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[Alistairr]

Sorry Dave,

But while you were trying to blow up the north of Wales, that joke along with a load of other were posted <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.ybw.com/cgi-bin/forums/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=mby&Number=399523&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1>Here</A> last week.

Cheers

Alistair..






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[aztec]

What about....

ONCE UPON A TIME.........
Duncan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and
passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until
one day Kate scuttled over to Duncan in tears. "We can't see each other
anymore..." she sobbed.
"Why?" gasped Duncan. "Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed.
He claims you are a
mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of
crustacean...and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only
walk sideways." Duncan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the
darkness and to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far
and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join
in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly the
doors burst open, and Duncan the crab strode in. The Lobsters all stopped
their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne
Slowly, painstakingly, Duncan the crab made his way across the floor... and
all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but FORWARDS, one claw
after another!
Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally
looked King lobster in the eye.
There was a deadly hush..............................
For quite a while...........................
Finally, the crab spoke.......



"F*ck, I'm pi*sed."



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[burgundyben]

a clairvoyant midget has escaped form police custody in Brighton, a spokeman said "there is a small medium at large"



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