EME
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Some are old but ...
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good
food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in France and mine is in London.
3. I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested
the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She
said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an
electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the
ignition. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."
8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the rubbish truck, yelling "Am I too late for the rubbish?"
The driver said "No, jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" "I said
"Dust!"
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1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good
food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in France and mine is in London.
3. I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested
the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She
said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an
electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the
ignition. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."
8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the rubbish truck, yelling "Am I too late for the rubbish?"
The driver said "No, jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" "I said
"Dust!"
<hr width=100% size=1><font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>
