Thought on a boats name , please

[Poignard]

Do Harlots have pimps or only Johns?

or ponces?

 

[Irish Rover]

Do Harlots have pimps or only Johns?

The good ones have bulbous bow and a rounded transom.

 

[mjcoon]

The good ones have bulbous bow and a rounded transom.

Is that like the famous "stern prow and proud stern"?

 

[Rum_Pirate]

Gota name my new launch , thinking of naming her , Harlot , might ask other posters their opinion of my present choice

Looked up Harlot on line there are slightly varying comment and explanations given , but

The most appropriete I found was , Harlot , most suitable comment was , gives a good enjoyable time but costs a lot , surely that just about sums up boating ?

So very apt therefore suitable ?

But do I have the Guts ?

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[DownWest]

or ponces?

Most old guys measure themselves in inches.....

 

[Stemar]

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The funeral is next Tuesday...

I'm reminded of a bloke who bought a project and, in spite of constant whinging by his wife, patiently plodded on fixing the boat, while remaining unfailingly patient with his wife. Finally, all is ready, so Madame comes to see what he's done.

"Don't like the colour," she says, "And Fujimo? What kind of name is that? Is it Japanese? What's it mean?"

"No. Jane, it's not Japanese, it's an acronym. You'll find out what it means soon enough."