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A fireman is working on the engine outside the station
>> > when he notices
>> > a
>> > > > little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red
>> > wagon with little
>> > > > ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
>> > middle.
>> > > >
>> > > > The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet.
>> > > > The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
>> > > > The fireman walks out to take a closer look. "That sure
>> > is a nice fire
>> > > > truck," he says admiringly.
>> > > > "Thanks, Mister Fireman," the girl says.
>> > > > The fire fighter looks a littlecloser and notices the
>> > girl has tied the
>> > > > wagon to her dog's collar and to the
>> > > > cat's testicles.
>> > > > "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to
>> > > > tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
>> > rope around
>> > the
>> > > > cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
>> > > > " The little girl replies sweetly,
>> > > > "You're probably right, but then
>> > > > I wouldn't have a siren !"


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