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1 Are you an english or american military type?
2. Have you got a gun, transport helicopter thingy or whatever?
3. Is it loaded with bullets and/or fuel?
4. Do you promise not to muck up an invasion of Baghdad, cos TB especially is rather depending on you not to get goryly ripped to shreds or tortured nastily like in Vietnam (oops! shouldn't have mentioned that) and whereas George Dubya seems to look good against backdrop of loads of casualties TB looks a bit insincere and phoney sort of, like when Diana died, remeber. Anyway.
5. Will you promise not to make any reference to Vietnam on the telly, at least until it's all over? The war, that is, not tony blair being PM .
6. Also you have to get the blimmin job over inside a week, and definitely before the end of March, so we can trash the expenditure into 2002-3, also the economy is going down the toilet. Oh heck and soon some clever little journo is gonna value those blimmin flats in bristol and say har har, what a loser, TB must be the only person who failed to make money in that property boom, jumped out of that islington property just before the boom and moved to no10, then bought 2 flats at the peak 5 years later, and he's in charge of the economy. Er anyway, be quick!
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2. Have you got a gun, transport helicopter thingy or whatever?
3. Is it loaded with bullets and/or fuel?
4. Do you promise not to muck up an invasion of Baghdad, cos TB especially is rather depending on you not to get goryly ripped to shreds or tortured nastily like in Vietnam (oops! shouldn't have mentioned that) and whereas George Dubya seems to look good against backdrop of loads of casualties TB looks a bit insincere and phoney sort of, like when Diana died, remeber. Anyway.
5. Will you promise not to make any reference to Vietnam on the telly, at least until it's all over? The war, that is, not tony blair being PM .
6. Also you have to get the blimmin job over inside a week, and definitely before the end of March, so we can trash the expenditure into 2002-3, also the economy is going down the toilet. Oh heck and soon some clever little journo is gonna value those blimmin flats in bristol and say har har, what a loser, TB must be the only person who failed to make money in that property boom, jumped out of that islington property just before the boom and moved to no10, then bought 2 flats at the peak 5 years later, and he's in charge of the economy. Er anyway, be quick!
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