DownWest
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Ha! The french have long practice
some where on the key board, when you find out, let me know.
some where on the key board, when you find out, let me know.
Like this and like this.And while I'm on the deep mysteries of life, how to I get italics or bold on these fora?
You're not French are you?Like this and like this.
You're not French are you?
Ah, dear JDS, how I loved his humorous articles and exploits of 'Old Harry'. As for the alarm clock comment, that actually happened to me once. I had been invited to a colleague's apartment once and upon entering and after the introductions he produced one of those classic ones with the two bells mounted on the top and, while winding it, asked me precisely at what time I planned on departing. One doesn't linger long after that sustained ringing.By coimcidence I was just reading the late Des Sleightholme's take on getting rid of guests from "Handing the Nuts Round" in an ancient copy of YM. Don't which is the funnier ... BB, you ought to apply for his sadly vacant seat!
For a little trip down memory lane, here's part of the opening of Sleightholme's piece:Failing all, changing into pyjamas and setting the alarm clock is the last hope."
I recognise much of that tale from personal experience, but I can't believe I am alone in emptying my bladder directly into the marina when it is sufficiently dark.