The adverts on this forum are so pointless.

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Every time I shop for something and have already bought it the adverts change to those from the shop I just bought from or the item I already bought. Every time. How is this reactive tracking model supposed to pay off? What we need is more AI to read our messages and work out what we're about to realise we need. Or even better, bot posters who seem like humans but will suggest buying things among its chat. Isn't the future going to be lovely.

 

[Wansworth]

Every time I shop for something and have already bought it the adverts change to those from the shop I just bought from or the item I already bought. Every time. How is this reactive tracking model supposed to pay off? What we need is more AI to read our messages and work out what we're about to realise we need. Or even better, bot posters who seem like humans but will suggest buying things among its chat. Isn't the future going to be lovely.

Don’t you wand an oyster74.5 or does your wife not long for a sexy swimsuit?……or golf lessons

 

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Don’t you wand an oyster74.5 or does your wife not long for a sexy swimsuit?……or golf lessons

it was you all along!!

 

[Wansworth]

What have I done now?

 

[Adios]

When you started this thread Macwester 26 | YBW Forum I suspected you were a bot working for the Macwester owners association. Now I know! Good to see you found employment with Oyster yachts now though well done.

 

[Wansworth]

When you started this thread Macwester 26 | YBW Forum I suspected you were a bot working for the Macwester owners association. Now I know! Good to see you found employment with Oyster yachts now though well done.

Yer went up market better class of clientel?

 

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Yer went up market better class of clientel?

? your previous employer will be very upset to hear you say that. Bad bot!

 

[Wansworth]

Can you imagine a half naked blond on a Macwester?

 

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Can you imagine a half naked blond on a Macwester?

only in the middle of the night when the head is broken and she's sitting on a bucket hoping nobody can see her. But then I advise every man to make sure his prospective wife will do this without complaint before agreeing to marry her.

 

[Bilgediver]

only in the middle of the night when the head is broken and she's sitting on a bucket hoping nobody can see her. But then I advise every man to make sure his prospective wife will do this without complaint before agreeing to marry her.

Lets hope she didn't pick up the empty kedge anchor and warp bucket with a drain hole in the bottom. She might not enjoy your rendition of a well known song.

 

[Adios]

Lets hope she didn't pick up the empty kedge anchor and warp bucket with a drain hole in the bottom. She might not enjoy your rendition of a well known song.

still better than finding out she's hopeless after marrying her. End of the day the message here is really that a Macwester 26 is the smart boat for any man looking for a good wife. This message was sponsored by the Home - Macwester Owners Association

 

[ChromeDome]

The answer is Adblocker!

 

[capnsensible]

Can you imagine a half naked blond on a Macwester?

Yeah.............

 

[Adios]

The answer is Adblocker!

There’s no adblocker capable of blocking Wansworths sponsored messaging. Before you know it you’ll be lusting after an Oyster 75 and wondering why.

 

[ChromeDome]

Yep.
You think Wansworth will provide a nice financing proposal too? ?

 

[Chiara’s slave]

Yeah.............

You might as well, it’s as near as you’re going to get?

 

[capnsensible]

You might as well, it’s as near as you’re going to get?

Well except for that particular type of boat, been there seen it yadda yadda. Perks of spending a lot of time in much warmer climates.

 

[KevinV]

I find it rather reassuring that all the biggest companies in the world, with all their expensive algorithms, AI and data gathering are still capable of jumping to the most incredibly incorrect conclusions - offering me stuff that I'm not even vaguely interested in (and I have a wide range of interests).
I'm not complaining - one day they'll get it right and we'll be doomed!

 

[Chiara’s slave]

Well except for that particular type of boat, been there seen it yadda yadda. Perks of spending a lot of time in much warmer climates.

Quite. But anyway, blonde hair is overrated. Half naked, it’s been warm enough here for the full monty.

 

[Resolution]

Half naked, it’s been warm enough here for the full monty.

I always used to worry about getting bits caught in the winches when tacking