Sunday funny

[tr7v8]

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally

found inner peace........

It read:



"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.



So, today I have finished off a bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine,

a half bottle of whisky, my Prozac, two grams of ching, 40 B&H,

a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Stella Artois





.............You have no idea how good I feel....



You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...




<hr width=100% size=1>Jim

Draco 2500

 

[aztec]

nice, but you need to be more pro-active Jim. never leave things half done.. there's no excuse for leaving bottles half full....

that reminds me..... there's a kebab in the fridge.... Mmmmm breakfast..

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