jimi
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What length of short is fashionable this year and should I shave my armpits if wearing an armless Tshirt?
Sartorial Advice required
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davel
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Armless Tshirts are only for the armless, in which case you'll have no arm pits to shave.
Phoenix of Hamble
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I believe that high cut shorts are back in..... preferably with gold trim.....
Shaving armpits is to be encouraged, as is the oiling of the also shaved chest.....
A leather peaked cap is a must have accessory, and suggest matching fingerless black leather gloves.....
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Shaving armpits is to be encouraged, as is the oiling of the also shaved chest.....
A leather peaked cap is a must have accessory, and suggest matching fingerless black leather gloves.....
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jimi
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And tatoos?
Phoenix of Hamble
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Perhaps "I love Village People" tatooed across your buttocks?
jhr
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Tattoos
Current best practice is nicely encapsulated in this traditional English folk song:
When Lord St. Clancy became a nancy,
It did not please the family's fancy,
And so in order to protect him,
They had tattoo'd upon his rectum,
"All commoners must now drive steerage,
This a*****e is reserved for peerage"
Current best practice is nicely encapsulated in this traditional English folk song:
When Lord St. Clancy became a nancy,
It did not please the family's fancy,
And so in order to protect him,
They had tattoo'd upon his rectum,
"All commoners must now drive steerage,
This a*****e is reserved for peerage"
Cornishman
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Once new a chap who claimed his wife was half French - only shaved one arm pit!
