Jim, why are you asking such complicated questions at this time of night? I thought I knew you well and assumed you'd be in the boozer filling your throat with snooze juice.
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"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday.
"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr. Another soldier added: "There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth."
How do you stop an Iraqi from drowning in 3 inches of water?
You take your foot off his head
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