Johnjo
Well-Known Member
Nothing funny about a Goblin Teasmaid,
Every boat should have one,
for when the need arises!
mike
Every boat should have one,
for when the need arises!
mike
Revised list of extras for my new boat.
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Steve101
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Where are my free set of deck shoes? (100 posts)
tcm
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Re: amazing batting averages
congrats for two ton+ threads inside a fortnight!
I think i have had a 100+ thread, but it was "who wants to buy a burgee" so bit crap really, not much of a discussion other than "me please" and so on....
congrats for two ton+ threads inside a fortnight!
I think i have had a 100+ thread, but it was "who wants to buy a burgee" so bit crap really, not much of a discussion other than "me please" and so on....
Steve101
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Re: amazing batting averages
I've just taken a look at your website and that dinghy of yours looks bigger than 23 foot!!! Are you sure you've got the measurement right!!??
Can I fit the Moody in the tender garage? Here's me thinking "tcm's got rather rich tastes for a guy with a 23 foot sailboat." Ooops!!!
I obviously provoke a reaction. Good or bad. Why is there no porn in scuttlebutts and loads in MBC?
If I introduce porn to Scutt's will I be more or less popular?
I have an idea for my next thread. "Porn! Do we need an engine?"
I've just taken a look at your website and that dinghy of yours looks bigger than 23 foot!!! Are you sure you've got the measurement right!!??
Can I fit the Moody in the tender garage? Here's me thinking "tcm's got rather rich tastes for a guy with a 23 foot sailboat." Ooops!!!
I obviously provoke a reaction. Good or bad. Why is there no porn in scuttlebutts and loads in MBC?
If I introduce porn to Scutt's will I be more or less popular?
I have an idea for my next thread. "Porn! Do we need an engine?"
hlb
RIP
Re: amazing batting averages
Na! Just come over to us on <font color=red>M<font color=blue>ore<font color=red>B<font color=blue>onking on<font color=red>Y<font color=blue>achts.com!!
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Haydn
Na! Just come over to us on <font color=red>M<font color=blue>ore<font color=red>B<font color=blue>onking on<font color=red>Y<font color=blue>achts.com!!
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Haydn
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You forgot ...
When all is quiet and you are laying alongside the pontoon sipping your G&T on your Moody ...... some plonker with his screaming kids, wife arguing that she wanted to be in the other place / berthed 50 yards back / holding that bow-line wondering the hell's she going to do with this dirty string ..... you will wish that you had the Boaters essential companions ......
What are they ???????
Baby-Gro's and Nappies
Yep ... you read right ! Baby-Gro's and Nappies .... All you have to do is hang a few of 'em in the rigging supposedly out to dry and NO-ONE will berthe alongside you !!!! Even the ones who HAVE baby's onboard ... as they have little sleep as it is and don't want your kids ruining the little they do get !!!!!
When all is quiet and you are laying alongside the pontoon sipping your G&T on your Moody ...... some plonker with his screaming kids, wife arguing that she wanted to be in the other place / berthed 50 yards back / holding that bow-line wondering the hell's she going to do with this dirty string ..... you will wish that you had the Boaters essential companions ......
What are they ???????
Baby-Gro's and Nappies
Yep ... you read right ! Baby-Gro's and Nappies .... All you have to do is hang a few of 'em in the rigging supposedly out to dry and NO-ONE will berthe alongside you !!!! Even the ones who HAVE baby's onboard ... as they have little sleep as it is and don't want your kids ruining the little they do get !!!!!
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Ignore it mate !!
He just doesn't understand about ampage and whether its enough to sail etc.
Post Purchase Depression ...... PPD, I'll have to remember that one and not get it confused with PRE Purchase Depression !!!!
Anyway what are you clocking up his thread count ???? Haven't you got your own to run up ?????????? Actually there are a lot of repeats in this and other threads .... so serious counts needed !!
How about the idea on the Xmas Get-Together ???
He just doesn't understand about ampage and whether its enough to sail etc.
Post Purchase Depression ...... PPD, I'll have to remember that one and not get it confused with PRE Purchase Depression !!!!
Anyway what are you clocking up his thread count ???? Haven't you got your own to run up ?????????? Actually there are a lot of repeats in this and other threads .... so serious counts needed !!
How about the idea on the Xmas Get-Together ???
Steve101
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Re: You forgot ...
I have the next best thing; My daughter, her name is satan! "Look Dad other children!" As she thinks 1. Can I hit it! 2. Can I wind it up 3. Can I bite it. 4. Am I faster than it. 5.Will it see me. 6. Can it grass on me. 7.Will they notice I'm missing. 8. Do I still look angelic 9.Can Dad buy his way out of this one. 10. Will James (Brother) get the blame for it. The list is endless!
I'm still looking at the optional strongroom for the boat!
I have the next best thing; My daughter, her name is satan! "Look Dad other children!" As she thinks 1. Can I hit it! 2. Can I wind it up 3. Can I bite it. 4. Am I faster than it. 5.Will it see me. 6. Can it grass on me. 7.Will they notice I'm missing. 8. Do I still look angelic 9.Can Dad buy his way out of this one. 10. Will James (Brother) get the blame for it. The list is endless!
I'm still looking at the optional strongroom for the boat!
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I got the perfect....
answer ......
it's a Bosuns Chair ......
One time saw parents fed up with kids moaning and playing up .....
They hitched up the b/c onto the main halyard, kids yellinng .... YEAH GREAT C'mon Dad etc. and sent them up one at a time ...... for the really bad one I noticed that SHE went higher and didn't look too grand when she came down ... the others it was good fun !!!!
Once they were back in cockpit land they were quiet !!!!!
answer ......
it's a Bosuns Chair ......
One time saw parents fed up with kids moaning and playing up .....
They hitched up the b/c onto the main halyard, kids yellinng .... YEAH GREAT C'mon Dad etc. and sent them up one at a time ...... for the really bad one I noticed that SHE went higher and didn't look too grand when she came down ... the others it was good fun !!!!
Once they were back in cockpit land they were quiet !!!!!
Steve101
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Re: I got the perfect....
It is now at the top of the list. Can you hoist food, drink and blankets up there? I don't want to kill her, she's like one of the family!
Aaaaaah sorry Em, but you are evil!
It is now at the top of the list. Can you hoist food, drink and blankets up there? I don't want to kill her, she's like one of the family!
Aaaaaah sorry Em, but you are evil!
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Re: I got the perfect....
In that case you will need the extra halliard otherwise a real pain to take either the inmast or rolling genoa down especially if you go for the fully battened main, are you sure you really wouldn't like a sunseeker or nelson?
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In that case you will need the extra halliard otherwise a real pain to take either the inmast or rolling genoa down especially if you go for the fully battened main, are you sure you really wouldn't like a sunseeker or nelson?
)Steve101
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Re: I got the perfect....
Who said anything about sails? I've ordered 2x 1300 Man diesels and forgone the aft birth!
Who said anything about sails? I've ordered 2x 1300 Man diesels and forgone the aft birth!
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Re: I got the perfect....
I had heard that you were really dealing with the princess side of the house. Now I understand why you have gone for the shoal draft keel option it will be easier to get up on the plane, you could of course have the after burners fitted instead of the engine room blowers.
I had heard that you were really dealing with the princess side of the house. Now I understand why you have gone for the shoal draft keel option it will be easier to get up on the plane, you could of course have the after burners fitted instead of the engine room blowers.
Steve101
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Re: I got the perfect....
Damn fine idea that man!
Damn fine idea that man!
JmsKidder
New Member
That\'s for the \"IN & OUT\" list
Condoms for sure
Condoms for sure
Steve101
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Re: That\'s for the \"IN & OUT\" list
Not sure my wife is going to appreciate that.
Not sure my wife is going to appreciate that.
NigeCh
Well-Known Member
You\'ve forgotten:
C-Map integrated with Raymarine Autopilot withtwo repeaters: One in the cockpit in front of the wheel and the second above the chart table so that you can see what your crew are doing,
Vacuum heads for instant evacuation,
3 available showers (hot pressurised water)
Off-watch quarter/sea berths
... and a sea usable galley,
And for sailing
Hydraulic furling (ie in-mast or in-boom or for the genoa)
C-Map integrated with Raymarine Autopilot withtwo repeaters: One in the cockpit in front of the wheel and the second above the chart table so that you can see what your crew are doing,
Vacuum heads for instant evacuation,
3 available showers (hot pressurised water)
Off-watch quarter/sea berths
... and a sea usable galley,
And for sailing
Hydraulic furling (ie in-mast or in-boom or for the genoa)
NigeCh
Well-Known Member
PS:
Also forgotten are the comfort things:
At night on the seas you want to be able to sleep: So you will also need proper ventilation and silent pumps ... and proper other sound insulation plus two pairs of sound (ear) defenders.
Also forgotten are the comfort things:
At night on the seas you want to be able to sleep: So you will also need proper ventilation and silent pumps ... and proper other sound insulation plus two pairs of sound (ear) defenders.
Laurin
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Add at least one of those ugly big round orange fenders usually found on fishing boats, often come in handy
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Bejasus
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