Lakesailor
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Is it Zen?
I really enjoy Dylan's content but find the style a little hard to read and a bit pretentious - each to his own I suppose.
I would suggest a visit to the maritime museum for another point of view about the humber from whaling to side trawlers of which I believe one is open to the public some of those hand thrown harpoons would make your eyes water fatima whitbread couldnt even lift one also the grimsby fishing heritage centre has a 1957 trawler the ross tiger worth a special trip trawling and whaling check it out cheers jerry you are at the very heart of the defunct british fishing industry dont miss out why dont you do a radio programme on it more interesting than those hindi fanatics where do fish fingers come from daddy feck me its hard work not punctuating
The Humber tides
My little boat is now on the Humber Estuary. She is 20 miles from the sea up a tiny side creek that dries to a trickle at low tide. Her curvaceous canoe sterned hull has created a perfectly formed female mould in the eight foot deep mud that fills Brough creek. How do I know that it is eight foot deep? Well I have pushed my depth testing pea stick down into the sensuous slickly gelatinous stuff until all that was left was the bit my hand was holding onto.
It only took me half an hour with a bucket of soapy water to clean the stick afterwards. Sometimes I amaze myself at the detailed research that guarantees the accuracy of these columns.
Katie L is not alone up Brough Creek. There are about forty other boats at the Humber Yawl Club (founded in 1883). Only one of them is a yawl but here is the amazing thing.... most of them are deep fin keel yachts. They occasionally get neaped in but even at low tide their keels never even come close to touching anything approaching hard ground.
The boats are moored bow-on to a rickety plastic barrel supported home built pontoon that snakes through the reeds. Their sterns are attached to massive chains that disappear down into the Humber mud. Apparently they lie in the creek bottom and emerge 20 yards away on the opposite bank of the creek where they are tethered to a collection of old posts.
Each member is supposed to be responsible for his own chain and post – although few of them have ever seen anything but the last link of their chains and even fewer know which post is theirs.
I love the idea that the creek bottom is criss crossed by scraps of old chain belonging to long dead members.
At high tide when a gale is blowing strongly from the south and the reeds are hissing and waving i n the wind the heavily fendered boats wiggle and jiggle against each other. At low tide the wind can howl and tear at the rigging all it likes. The boats sit solid and unyielding in their form fitting mud berths.
The Humber is famous for its tides. The range is only about 20 feet but the tidal parts of the estuary snake 70 miles inland all the way to York – or Yorvick as the Vikings called their capital. Before I saw the Humber for myself I could never really understand why they had chosen York. It is too far inland for these uber aggressive seafaring folk of the ancient World. Now that I have experienced the Humber tides for myself it all falls into place.
There is a lot of water to be squeezed in and out of the two mile wide estuary mouth twice a day. The spring tides run at up to eight knots. For me and Katie L to poke out into that magnificent surging stream is like stepping onto a moving walkway. Coming up the Humber for the first time we were doing over nine knots. That was not just the occasional surge down a wave but a continuous figure on the log. The wind was blowing up our tail but at least seven of the nine was coming from the tide.
These powerful and predictable currents were incredibly useful for commerce. Place a pointy box in the current at the right time and without so much as stirring an oar or raising a leather sail the box and its contents will move rapidly up or down the estuary. Grain, skins, metalwork, livestock and people can be moved around with almost no effort. Little wonder the Viking economy thrived on the Humber.
Today navigation buoys and cardinal marks on the Humber are shaped like tough little tug boats. The tide foams and froths at their bows and each one has a wake. When you are sailing on the Humber it really does look as though they are motoring towards you. A few of the buoy are the traditional round ones but they tend to oscillate in a really unsettling manner.
I get emails from lake and river sailors who have watched my films – they tell me that I am a brave bloke messing with such powerful forces. But I love them. I love to watch the two mile wide expanse of water drain twice a day to leave gentle sinuous glistening mud channels. A low tide sail when the river has gone quiet and all the commercial traffic is safely in port is a delight. I can gently drift past the banks watching the migrant birds gorging on the billions of tiny creatures that live in the mud.
Of course in the old days the Vikings, Saxons and Romans had no idea about how the miracle of the twice daily tides came about.
There was even a theory at one time that it was a Neptune-like creature who lived over the horizon. As he breathed water in and out of his massive body he caused the tides to surge backwards and forwards.
Fairly soon though the ancients realised that the tides grew and ebbed in strength as the moon waxed and waned. They invented a moon goddess who controlled the tides.
Of course we are much too civilised to believe such arrant nonsense because we now have science on our side. We now know that it is the gravitational force of the moon that drags the water back and forth as the Earth rotates.
Simple explanation of course. But as my teenagers would say “Not”.
Ask a scientist how gravity works and he/she will look down at their feet and start mumbling. It boils down to the fact that they believe that the molecules in the water are communicating with the molecules of the moon. It is all to do with the Higgs Boson particles which no-one has ever seen nor yet properly detected. The scientists call them the “god particles”.
So there you have it. The tides are caused by zillions of little gods on the moon talking to zillions of little gods in the sea.
I prefer the idea of a big green bloke over the horizon who breathes water in and out. Sounds much more likely to me.
The Humber tides
My little boat is now on the Humber Estuary. She is 20 miles from the sea up a tiny side creek that dries to a trickle at low tide. Her curvaceous canoe sterned hull has created a perfectly formed female mould in the eight foot deep mud that fills Brough creek. How do I know that it is eight foot deep? Well I have pushed my depth testing pea stick down into the sensuous slickly gelatinous stuff until all that was left was the bit my hand was holding onto.
It only took me half an hour with a bucket of soapy water to clean the stick afterwards. Sometimes I amaze myself at the detailed research that guarantees the accuracy of these columns.
Katie L is not alone up Brough Creek. There are about forty other boats at the Humber Yawl Club (founded in 1883). Only one of them is a yawl but here is the amazing thing.... most of them are deep fin keel yachts. They occasionally get neaped in but even at low tide their keels never even come close to touching anything approaching hard ground.
The boats are moored bow-on to a rickety plastic barrel supported home built pontoon that snakes through the reeds. Their sterns are attached to massive chains that disappear down into the Humber mud. Apparently they lie in the creek bottom and emerge 20 yards away on the opposite bank of the creek where they are tethered to a collection of old posts.
Each member is supposed to be responsible for his own chain and post – although few of them have ever seen anything but the last link of their chains and even fewer know which post is theirs.
I love the idea that the creek bottom is criss crossed by scraps of old chain belonging to long dead members.
At high tide when a gale is blowing strongly from the south and the reeds are hissing and waving i n the wind the heavily fendered boats wiggle and jiggle against each other. At low tide the wind can howl and tear at the rigging all it likes. The boats sit solid and unyielding in their form fitting mud berths.
The Humber is famous for its tides. The range is only about 20 feet but the tidal parts of the estuary snake 70 miles inland all the way to York – or Yorvick as the Vikings called their capital. Before I saw the Humber for myself I could never really understand why they had chosen York. It is too far inland for these uber aggressive seafaring folk of the ancient World. Now that I have experienced the Humber tides for myself it all falls into place.
There is a lot of water to be squeezed in and out of the two mile wide estuary mouth twice a day. The spring tides run at up to eight knots. For me and Katie L to poke out into that magnificent surging stream is like stepping onto a moving walkway. Coming up the Humber for the first time we were doing over nine knots. That was not just the occasional surge down a wave but a continuous figure on the log. The wind was blowing up our tail but at least seven of the nine was coming from the tide.
These powerful and predictable currents were incredibly useful for commerce. Place a pointy box in the current at the right time and without so much as stirring an oar or raising a leather sail the box and its contents will move rapidly up or down the estuary. Grain, skins, metalwork, livestock and people can be moved around with almost no effort. Little wonder the Viking economy thrived on the Humber.
Today navigation buoys and cardinal marks on the Humber are shaped like tough little tug boats. The tide foams and froths at their bows and each one has a wake. When you are sailing on the Humber it really does look as though they are motoring towards you. A few of the buoy are the traditional round ones but they tend to oscillate in a really unsettling manner.
I get emails from lake and river sailors who have watched my films – they tell me that I am a brave bloke messing with such powerful forces. But I love them. I love to watch the two mile wide expanse of water drain twice a day to leave gentle sinuous glistening mud channels. A low tide sail when the river has gone quiet and all the commercial traffic is safely in port is a delight. I can gently drift past the banks watching the migrant birds gorging on the billions of tiny creatures that live in the mud.
Of course in the old days the Vikings, Saxons and Romans had no idea about how the miracle of the twice daily tides came about.
There was even a theory at one time that it was a Neptune-like creature who lived over the horizon. As he breathed water in and out of his massive body he caused the tides to surge backwards and forwards.
Fairly soon though the ancients realised that the tides grew and ebbed in strength as the moon waxed and waned. They invented a moon goddess who controlled the tides.
Of course we are much too civilised to believe such arrant nonsense because we now have science on our side. We now know that it is the gravitational force of the moon that drags the water back and forth as the Earth rotates.
Simple explanation of course. But as my teenagers would say “Not”.
Ask a scientist how gravity works and he/she will look down at their feet and start mumbling. It boils down to the fact that they believe that the molecules in the water are communicating with the molecules of the moon. It is all to do with the Higgs Boson particles which no-one has ever seen nor yet properly detected. The scientists call them the “god particles”.
So there you have it. The tides are caused by zillions of little gods on the moon talking to zillions of little gods in the sea.
I prefer the idea of a big green bloke over the horizon who breathes water in and out. Sounds much more likely to me.
Excellent, thank you.
Lodesman
The Humber tides
My little boat is now on the Humber Estuary. She is 20 miles from the sea up a tiny side creek that dries to a trickle at low tide. Her curvaceous canoe sterned hull has created a perfectly formed female mould in the eight foot deep mud that fills Brough creek. How do I know that it is eight foot deep? Well I have pushed my depth testing pea stick down into the sensuous slickly gelatinous stuff until all that was left was the bit my hand was holding onto.
It only took me half an hour with a bucket of soapy water to clean the stick afterwards. Sometimes I amaze myself at the detailed research that guarantees the accuracy of these columns.
Katie L is not alone up Brough Creek. There are about forty other boats at the Humber Yawl Club (founded in 1883). Only one of them is a yawl but here is the amazing thing.... most of them are deep fin keel yachts. They occasionally get neaped in but even at low tide their keels never even come close to touching anything approaching hard ground.
The boats are moored bow-on to a rickety plastic barrel supported home built pontoon that snakes through the reeds. Their sterns are attached to massive chains that disappear down into the Humber mud. Apparently they lie in the creek bottom and emerge 20 yards away on the opposite bank of the creek where they are tethered to a collection of old posts.
Each member is supposed to be responsible for his own chain and post – although few of them have ever seen anything but the last link of their chains and even fewer know which post is theirs.
I love the idea that the creek bottom is criss crossed by scraps of old chain belonging to long dead members.
At high tide when a gale is blowing strongly from the south and the reeds are hissing and waving i n the wind the heavily fendered boats wiggle and jiggle against each other. At low tide the wind can howl and tear at the rigging all it likes. The boats sit solid and unyielding in their form fitting mud berths.
The Humber is famous for its tides. The range is only about 20 feet but the tidal parts of the estuary snake 70 miles inland all the way to York – or Yorvick as the Vikings called their capital. Before I saw the Humber for myself I could never really understand why they had chosen York. It is too far inland for these uber aggressive seafaring folk of the ancient World. Now that I have experienced the Humber tides for myself it all falls into place.
There is a lot of water to be squeezed in and out of the two mile wide estuary mouth twice a day. The spring tides run at up to eight knots. For me and Katie L to poke out into that magnificent surging stream is like stepping onto a moving walkway. Coming up the Humber for the first time we were doing over nine knots. That was not just the occasional surge down a wave but a continuous figure on the log. The wind was blowing up our tail but at least seven of the nine was coming from the tide.
These powerful and predictable currents were incredibly useful for commerce. Place a pointy box in the current at the right time and without so much as stirring an oar or raising a leather sail the box and its contents will move rapidly up or down the estuary. Grain, skins, metalwork, livestock and people can be moved around with almost no effort. Little wonder the Viking economy thrived on the Humber.
Today navigation buoys and cardinal marks on the Humber are shaped like tough little tug boats. The tide foams and froths at their bows and each one has a wake. When you are sailing on the Humber it really does look as though they are motoring towards you. A few of the buoy are the traditional round ones but they tend to oscillate in a really unsettling manner.
I get emails from lake and river sailors who have watched my films – they tell me that I am a brave bloke messing with such powerful forces. But I love them. I love to watch the two mile wide expanse of water drain twice a day to leave gentle sinuous glistening mud channels. A low tide sail when the river has gone quiet and all the commercial traffic is safely in port is a delight. I can gently drift past the banks watching the migrant birds gorging on the billions of tiny creatures that live in the mud.
Of course in the old days the Vikings, Saxons and Romans had no idea about how the miracle of the twice daily tides came about.
There was even a theory at one time that it was a Neptune-like creature who lived over the horizon. As he breathed water in and out of his massive body he caused the tides to surge backwards and forwards.
Fairly soon though the ancients realised that the tides grew and ebbed in strength as the moon waxed and waned. They invented a moon goddess who controlled the tides.
Of course we are much too civilised to believe such arrant nonsense because we now have science on our side. We now know that it is the gravitational force of the moon that drags the water back and forth as the Earth rotates.
Simple explanation of course. But as my teenagers would say “Not”.
Ask a scientist how gravity works and he/she will look down at their feet and start mumbling. It boils down to the fact that they believe that the molecules in the water are communicating with the molecules of the moon. It is all to do with the Higgs Boson particles which no-one has ever seen nor yet properly detected. The scientists call them the “god particles”.
So there you have it. The tides are caused by zillions of little gods on the moon talking to zillions of little gods in the sea.
I prefer the idea of a big green bloke over the horizon who breathes water in and out. Sounds much more likely to me.
Dylan,
I can see, having read your longer, more wordy, example, that you do not need images (take that as a compliment). However I suspect that those that might not have bought the prose, printed on a piece of paper, and might have short attention spans would find their eyes glazing over.
Whereas many might have been taught the idea of capital letters, full-stops and other arcane rules of grammer - an awful lot never remembered them. Politicians in different parts of the world are very fond of talking up their education system. Its not what is taught - its what is used.
...and therein lies another story on the value of media product. Unless it's an up-skirt shot of some celebrity (I use the term in the loosest sense) then it has little value.now the £100 a thousand barely covers the time involved in bashing out the copy - and leaves nothing for researching something. Pictures are supplied FOC
Just watched your youtube vids and must say that I'm pleased that your enjoying the river so much. How close you came to passing it by eh?
Take it you'll have heard a few of Dick's merry yarns after he helped you berth!.... one of many characters down that place!
Enjoy!
I fear in the long term that my Library of maritime books will be no more than a quaint museum exhibit. I love their look, their feel & even the smell. Reading a printed book, especially an old one (some of mine are C19th) is a tactile experience that cannot be reproduced digitally.
I can assure you that Dylan has NO intention of passing by Any tiny creek on his circumnav. That is what is so refreshingly different about his journey, and why he may never complete it.
Far too many zip around the country without actually visiting any of it - they treat our sceptred isle as a race track to be lapped as fast as possible rather than as a cruising ground par excellence.
Ah if only that were so Searush.....if you cast yer mind back there was quite a discussion as to whether he should skip the Humber in its entirety because of the view that it was a dirty industrial puddle that no one would want to see on KTL.......