paulineb
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I guy with a black eye gets on a plane to Pittsburgh. When he sits down he notices that the guy seated next to him also has a black eye.
"Wow, what a coincidence, how did you get your black eye" says the first guy
"Oh it was an accidental tongue twister. When I went to book my flight at the ticket office, there was a beautiful, blonde girl working there with big breasts and instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh, I asked for a picket to Tittsburgh and she punched me - what about you, how did you get yours?"
"Well, it was also an accidental tongue twister. I was at the breakfast table with my wife and instead of saying could you pour me a cup of coffee darling, I said you've ruined my life you evil, fat-arsed bitch"
Pxx
"Wow, what a coincidence, how did you get your black eye" says the first guy
"Oh it was an accidental tongue twister. When I went to book my flight at the ticket office, there was a beautiful, blonde girl working there with big breasts and instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh, I asked for a picket to Tittsburgh and she punched me - what about you, how did you get yours?"
"Well, it was also an accidental tongue twister. I was at the breakfast table with my wife and instead of saying could you pour me a cup of coffee darling, I said you've ruined my life you evil, fat-arsed bitch"
Pxx
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