flaming
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Many years ago when I was young and looked younger, I was once berthing a boat in a situation where I had a big powerboat with a very shiny stern just in front of our anchor tipped bow, and nothing behind me.
A helper started telling me that I needed to get a spring on to stop us going backwards as that's the way the wind was blowing. I replied that yes, it was, but for whatever reason this boat was trying to go forwards right now, and that in any case I didn't really care if we went backwards a bit, as there was nothing behind us. And asked him if he could take the line he'd reached for and taken out of the hands of my crew and use it to stop us going forwards. He insisted that he use it to stop us from going backwards, using the immortal line "I know what I'm doing, I am a dayskipper you know!"
My reply of "I hold a yachtmaster and am the skipper of this boat" caused him to simply drop the line and leave in a huff.
Whenever I go to help someone with their lines I take the line, take a turn round the nearest cleat and then ask the skipper if he's happy with that. Only rarely do I ever offer any suggestions, and then only when it is clear that the skipper is panicking.
A helper started telling me that I needed to get a spring on to stop us going backwards as that's the way the wind was blowing. I replied that yes, it was, but for whatever reason this boat was trying to go forwards right now, and that in any case I didn't really care if we went backwards a bit, as there was nothing behind us. And asked him if he could take the line he'd reached for and taken out of the hands of my crew and use it to stop us going forwards. He insisted that he use it to stop us from going backwards, using the immortal line "I know what I'm doing, I am a dayskipper you know!"
My reply of "I hold a yachtmaster and am the skipper of this boat" caused him to simply drop the line and leave in a huff.
Whenever I go to help someone with their lines I take the line, take a turn round the nearest cleat and then ask the skipper if he's happy with that. Only rarely do I ever offer any suggestions, and then only when it is clear that the skipper is panicking.