NorthernWave
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Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only
4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy...
What's your new name???
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is
your Tuesday dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants"
by
Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bo! obie m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy > > > > s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad
r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt! l = brain m = tushie n = chunk! s o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes
r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
For example,
George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
laughter in your life!!!
If you don't do this then you are LAZY, LAZY, LAZY and you don't want to have any fun!
Hope you laughed
Loopy Applebrain
Logged Sea Miles wanted for masters. Send PM if your on south coast and want skipper or crew.
4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy...
What's your new name???
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is
your Tuesday dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants"
by
Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bo! obie m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy > > > > s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad
r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt! l = brain m = tushie n = chunk! s o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes
r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
For example,
George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
laughter in your life!!!
If you don't do this then you are LAZY, LAZY, LAZY and you don't want to have any fun!
Hope you laughed
Loopy Applebrain
Logged Sea Miles wanted for masters. Send PM if your on south coast and want skipper or crew.
