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Violetta

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I love it.

It is the stuff of the saltmarsh – ever changing, ever beautiful, ever fascinating – one of the most diverse ecologies on earth….a tapestry of exotic, colourful and highly specialised flora; home to myriads of beasts and butterflies; endlessly patrolled by splendid raptors – kestrels, harriers, short eared owls, barn owls…and constantly serenaded by skylarks – the timeless music of the marshland.

It forms graceful, sinuous, sweeping shoreline curves to ease and delight the eye

It creates intricate Lilliputian land and seascapes. Miniature cliffs, lakes, rapids, falls, deltas…..Every coastal formation you ever learned about in school geography is laid before your eyes.

It reflects every shift and shading of light and colour in the wide eastern sky

It feeds a myriad of birds – waterfowl, wildfowl, geese, waders – coming and going with the cycles of climate, seasons and weather

It holds our anchors fast so that we may sleep well at night untroubled by thoughts of fees and dues and men in peaked caps

It provides a gentle landing for beginners that get a little flustered and teaches them kindly before they have to meet the granite hard sandbanks further out to sea.

It cradles the weary timbers of old wooden boats – nurturing them, safe and moist, through the storms of winter.

It slows us down. It makes us pay attention. It compels us to a discipline outside ourselves. It enforces upon us the time to be. To enjoy the moment and the people around us. To converse, listen, tell stories, ask, help, advise, respond, contemplate, share. To potter. To do the caring, careful, time-consuming things. To touch up the brightwork. To taper an eye splice. To clean the brass. To make a grommet. How good it is NOT to be able to jump in the boat and go at any time we want. There is no more blessed state of being than waiting for the tide.

And, best of all, it is gloriously, hopelessly, irredeemably unglamorous. There is nothing, simply nothing, to touch a fine big dollop of black Essex mud for deterring the status-conscious, the corporate-minded, the boy racer, the dedicated follower of fashion. Sailing here is for everyone – the vicar, the plumber’s apprentice, the fish and chip van man, the postie – everyone, that is, who loves boats and being on the water. The creeks are still full of boats that clearly belong to people who can't possibly afford a boat, but are going to have one anyway.

As for those who are looking for glamour, status, one-upmanship, sparkling nightlife, business networks, flaunted wealth, a place to see and be seen – happily, the mud ensures that they must look elsewhere, for the mud is the consummate equaliser.

Mud. How I love it……….


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Wow! Well said.
I do know what you mean, we sail out of the Swale and it's just the same over here.
However.....we'd welcome a compelling commercial use for the particular stuff in our creek, as the place is steadily silting up and the Env.Agency won't allow the mud to be taken away!

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The lost arts of mud

May I congratulate you on writing such a superb eulogy to mud whilst resisting any urge to quote Flanders and Swann. Your're quite right of course, and it leads me to wonder if any forum members are keeping alive some of the lost arts of mud. I am referring to such things as Blackwall-caulking, griping, and splatchers
Kentish mud is of course, the best - they don't call it the River Mudway for nothing.

Mick

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Did you get the tide wrong and end up with a prolonged exposure to the stuff/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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Beautifully put.
An aesthetic I've only recently began to appreciate.
Thanks for taking the trouble for sharing it with us.


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What oft was thought, but ne\'er so well expressed.

That is perhaps a finer eulogy of Essex mud than the one that the centenarian FB Cooke published in the Yachting Monthly when I was first reading it, in the late 1960's, which is saying something.

I agree with every word, of course.

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An American friend asks me to post this:

Mississippi Mud Cake

2 cups flour
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 1/4 cups strong brewed coffee
1/4 cup bourbon or brandy
5 1-ounce squares unsweetened chocolate
1 cup butter or margarine (2 sticks)
2 cups sugar
2 eggs, at room temperature
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
unsweetened cocoa powder
sweetened whipped cream or ice cream, for serving
Preheat oven to 275°. Sift the flour, salt, and the baking powder together ensuring it is mixed in well.

Combine the coffee, bourbon or brandy, chocolate, and butter or margarine in the top of a double boiler. Heat until the chocolate and butter have melted, stirring occasionally.

Pour the chocolate mixture into a large bowl. Using an electric mixer on low speed, gradually beat in the sugar. Continue beating until the sugar has dissolved.

Raise the speed to medium and add the sifted dry ingredients. Mix well, then beat in the eggs and vanilla until thoroughly blended.

Pour the batter into a well-greased 3-quart bundt pan that has been dusted lightly with cocoa powder. Bake on a high shelf in the oven until a cake tester comes out clean, about 1 hour 20 minutes.

Let cool in the pan for 15 minutes, then unmold onto a wire rack . Let cool completely.

When cake is cold, dust it lightly with cocoa powder. Serve with sweetened whipped cream or ice cream, if desired.

(He asks me to add that the cousins are still at the old address...)



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Hi Violetta,

Very, very nice. I shall renew my acquaintance with our River Tamar's banks again after pottering up and down between them for the last 30 years. I suppose we all take our local area for granted over time as we get know the shallows and other dangers, as well as the good points, and so cease to really look and appreciate.

Thanks for the reminder.

Jerry

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Thankyou Violetta, that holds true on the other side of the world too.

When I used to live in a small town on the Hokianga Harbour in Northland NZ , those were just the qualities I loved about the place.

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If you fall in....

Violetta was talking about the wildlife,but,if you fall in....you see the mud close up!

You feel the horrible,squelching,slimy stuff all over you.Then your daddy puts a cold hose on you and you have to squelch home and your mummy laughs at you and puts you in the bath and every body in the Ferry Dock calls you....Mudlark,for the rest of your life even when your nine and you do the greasy pole in the regatta

TRUST ME....I know! I fell off mirrelle's gang plank when I was 5.

Alex Craig-Bennett

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Gad, sir! So I did!

What a terrible oversight! An arm and a leg in the posh London food halls and free as the air to we happy band of mudlarks. And such a wonderful colour as well!

And then there are Colchester natives, Anglo Saxon fish traps, the Pioneer, furry red seal pups........the benefits of mud are simply inexhaustible!

This was just a bit of doodling around - displacement activity whilst working on something long and boring - but I'm glad it rang bells with some.

Thanks for all the kind words - especially Mirelle - a pudd'n and a comparison with Cooke - there's glory for you!

BTW Mickmariner - don't know about all the lost arts of mudmanship, but one certainly splatches. I have a most fashionable pair of splatchers that always used to hang from the bumkin on the leaky old gaff rigged Dauntless I had when young.

Alldownwind - we came through the Swale a few weeks ago. It was absolutely magical!

Oh, and, David - be happy! The mud on your sail is a blessing upon you. Its the WHOLE POINT!! There is, after all, no rose without a thorn and the thorn is there for a good reason ;-)

"The flower gives glory to God and the root parries the adversary." (Christopher Smart - writing, as any sensible fellow should, from the lunatic asylum)

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share the joy with others.

Think we all should get together,chip in sell pots of the stuff to deprived parts of the UK.They could then apply a small dollop of the stuff to any bit of the boat and then be amazed at how short a time it takes to get ****** everywhere.

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What do you mean, get together?????

I'll send you a pot with pleasure.......

Regular = £25
Large Economy = £55
Kingsize = £75
Supa Dupa Sava = £110

(p & p included)

All gift potted in Roman style distressed polystyrene complete with instruction booklet bound in luxurious skivertex.

Optional extras include a dozen grade A cultivated samphire seedlings, a family of cuddly floating plastic shelducklings and ancient smack ribs, reproduced in stunning detail, dressed with authentic green slime and perfect for your garden creek.

Just in!! Genuine reproduction withies in assorted bundles of 10 - indestructible kevlar, with suction cups for attachment to rocks etc. Hurry, while stocks last!

See my brochure.......

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You obviously have a special breed of mud to be able to like it!

Where I live its 'orrible filthy evil smelling stuff that stops me getting to the boat at LW, will not wash off me, my boat and anything else it touches, and is a killer for anyone who gets into it. It gets all over my boat, all over my car, all over me, and all over my bathroom if I have the temerity to even approach the dinghy chains, and the all pervading stench of even a small glob of the evil stuff beats every deodorant yet devised by man....

But then perhaps I'm just not enough of a romantic.

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Well said Violetta, BUT...don't tell 'em all!

Are you sure that the environment agency will be happy with your somewhat original methods of dreding and disposal? Super Sava pots!!! You should really mention that this Super Sava pot is actually that dumb lighter sitting at the end of Tollesbury Creek, AND the buyer has to collect!

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