Refueler
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Worst one was Bembridge Hbr .... stepping from boat to tender ... tender moved away from boat as I went over ! Took 2 hefty guys and another helping to get me back on board. Always remember that first thought in mind was "Bloo8y Mobile Phone" clipped to my belt !
Another was on a lake in Latvia, wife and I in a Russian Military inflatable fishing ... her brother hadn't fitted the valve stop properly and we didn't notice it was slowly deflating. I leaned back to cast and fell out back !! I had heavy boots on which I could feel dragging me down ... I grabbed dinghy side and promptly tipped it over and wife in as well ! We then doggy-paddled it to shore !! She touched bottom .. said "Nigel - I can stand ...." I tried and promptly went under !! There was a ledge !
Third was another lake where I kept a small weekender boat ... it was tied alongside the pontoon and I decided it was time to scrub sides and deck. So half laying on the deck, half on pontoon ... I started .... boat decided to move out from pontoon - leaving me spread-eagled hanging on to boat and pontoon .... only one thing you can do ! Let go of one !
Ex wife in Langstone Hbr getting from boat to dinghy ... standing up in dinghy - she was hanging to gunwhale ... dinghy moves out ... she carries on holding ... ends up horizontal with feet in dinghy, frontal appendages dipping into cold water ... arms and hands out hanging onto gunwhale. I couldn't stop laughing ... her screaming help me !! All I could say was Let Go !! (she had a buoyancy aid on ....). She was adamant that she was NOT going in .... she managed to get dinghy back again by sheer will !!
Yep - it happens !!
Final one is when looking back very funny. But at time could have been very serious !
Getting back to berth at HYCo, nose boat in stbd side to ... Wife just aft of bow ready to step ashore with bow line. I'm in cockpit ready to put stern line over and stop engine ... She steps off ... I look at line and throttle ... I hear ARRRRRRR!.
I look - no wife ..... I put line on cleat ... hop onto pontoon - there she is hanging onto pontoon finger having stepped off ... finger tipped and in she went ! She STILL has bow line - Good girl.
I try lift her out but hard ... and then notice boat swinging back toward her with the wind. So I put her back down in water - ignoring the insults ! (in russian of course) .... grab line and tie of to next boat to hold our boat of her.
Meanwhile another guy has appeared and helps me lift her out.
I couldn't understand for rest of day why she wouldn't speak to me ?
Later when tide went out - I showed her - her footprints in the mud where she'd fallen in ... hit bottom and come up again !! She didn't appreciate the artistic quality ...
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Another was on a lake in Latvia, wife and I in a Russian Military inflatable fishing ... her brother hadn't fitted the valve stop properly and we didn't notice it was slowly deflating. I leaned back to cast and fell out back !! I had heavy boots on which I could feel dragging me down ... I grabbed dinghy side and promptly tipped it over and wife in as well ! We then doggy-paddled it to shore !! She touched bottom .. said "Nigel - I can stand ...." I tried and promptly went under !! There was a ledge !
Third was another lake where I kept a small weekender boat ... it was tied alongside the pontoon and I decided it was time to scrub sides and deck. So half laying on the deck, half on pontoon ... I started .... boat decided to move out from pontoon - leaving me spread-eagled hanging on to boat and pontoon .... only one thing you can do ! Let go of one !
Ex wife in Langstone Hbr getting from boat to dinghy ... standing up in dinghy - she was hanging to gunwhale ... dinghy moves out ... she carries on holding ... ends up horizontal with feet in dinghy, frontal appendages dipping into cold water ... arms and hands out hanging onto gunwhale. I couldn't stop laughing ... her screaming help me !! All I could say was Let Go !! (she had a buoyancy aid on ....). She was adamant that she was NOT going in .... she managed to get dinghy back again by sheer will !!
Yep - it happens !!
Final one is when looking back very funny. But at time could have been very serious !
Getting back to berth at HYCo, nose boat in stbd side to ... Wife just aft of bow ready to step ashore with bow line. I'm in cockpit ready to put stern line over and stop engine ... She steps off ... I look at line and throttle ... I hear ARRRRRRR!.
I look - no wife ..... I put line on cleat ... hop onto pontoon - there she is hanging onto pontoon finger having stepped off ... finger tipped and in she went ! She STILL has bow line - Good girl.
I try lift her out but hard ... and then notice boat swinging back toward her with the wind. So I put her back down in water - ignoring the insults ! (in russian of course) .... grab line and tie of to next boat to hold our boat of her.
Meanwhile another guy has appeared and helps me lift her out.
I couldn't understand for rest of day why she wouldn't speak to me ?
Later when tide went out - I showed her - her footprints in the mud where she'd fallen in ... hit bottom and come up again !! She didn't appreciate the artistic quality ...
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