Tomahawk
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My First Officer is most of the above... except the boatyard, brewery, bikini bit..
But..... NO you can't have her
But..... NO you can't have her
Ideal Crew
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smudge837
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What you dont want is someone who smokes, drinks to excess, farts down below and smells.[/QUOTE]
I've sorted the smoking but the rest is work in progress
I've sorted the smoking but the rest is work in progress
rhinorhino
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Kevin B Wilson i assume
I would also recommend the sailing verse from "My Mate Mick......" from the same Australian cultural icon.
Babylon
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laffinskip
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Ideal crew
I was going to suggest female nympho 38-24-36 then I noticed the title is
ideal crew not screw,---sorry.
Stilroaming.
I was going to suggest female nympho 38-24-36 then I noticed the title is
ideal crew not screw,---sorry.
Stilroaming.
Babylon
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I think this still falls within the acceptable definition of 'ideal crew'!
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Is the word not spelt with a silent 's' ?
I thought it was like that wonderful music, rapp, which is spelt with a silent 'c'
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Tomahawk
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Tomahawk
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An old friend of mine
Specified his ideal crew as one who either :-
had intimate knowledge of Lloyds Rules
or
Was a coded welder
And was also femail and good looking
Specified his ideal crew as one who either :-
had intimate knowledge of Lloyds Rules
or
Was a coded welder
And was also femail and good looking
Robert Wilson
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MUST OBEY ORDERS e.g.:-
(Long story cut short for sake of space etc.)
Boat approaching mooring, running down-wind with main fully out, lady-crew on foredeck with boathook.
Helm: "OK Darling, pick-up the mooring".
Foredeck crew (FDC). "OK."
But she can't hang-on to it (viz boat running down-wind).
Helm goes back up-wind and approaches as before.
Helm: "This time hang-on to, please."
FDC picks-up, staggers back past mast - has to let go.
Helm goes back up-wind and approaches as before.
Helm, shouting: "Right, you stupid woman. THIS time HANG-ON to it."
Helm goes back up-wind and approaches as before.
FDC picks-up, staggers back, passes helm and exits over stern HOLDING MOORING BUOY
I kid you not, I witnessed this in the Percuil River (St. Mawes) some years ago on a very quiet and calm evening. Heard every word.
THAT's the sort of dedication needed in a crew..................................
(Long story cut short for sake of space etc.)
Boat approaching mooring, running down-wind with main fully out, lady-crew on foredeck with boathook.
Helm: "OK Darling, pick-up the mooring".
Foredeck crew (FDC). "OK."
But she can't hang-on to it (viz boat running down-wind).
Helm goes back up-wind and approaches as before.
Helm: "This time hang-on to, please."
FDC picks-up, staggers back past mast - has to let go.
Helm goes back up-wind and approaches as before.
Helm, shouting: "Right, you stupid woman. THIS time HANG-ON to it."
Helm goes back up-wind and approaches as before.
FDC picks-up, staggers back, passes helm and exits over stern HOLDING MOORING BUOY
I kid you not, I witnessed this in the Percuil River (St. Mawes) some years ago on a very quiet and calm evening. Heard every word.
THAT's the sort of dedication needed in a crew..................................
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lenseman
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If she's still there, I might just nip down to pick her up!
Not forgetting it is a Girl and not a Buoy and don't use a boat hook!
Babylon
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Robert Wilson
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Originally Posted by Babylon
If she's still there, I might just nip down to pick her up!
Not forgetting it is a Girl and not a Buoy and don't use a boat hook!
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lenseman
Well guys, that's my thread well and truly hijacked!!
PS If she's still there, on the buoy, she'll be awf'ly wrinkly by now!
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Originally Posted by Babylon
If she's still there, I might just nip down to pick her up!
Not forgetting it is a Girl and not a Buoy and don't use a boat hook!
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Well guys, that's my thread well and truly hijacked!!
PS If she's still there, on the buoy, she'll be awf'ly wrinkly by now!
If you DID use a boat hook, she might feel very deflated if you poked it in the wrong direction!
Robert Wilson
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If you DID use a boat hook, she might feel very deflated if you poked it in the wrong direction!
I take it you mean it might puncture the mooring buoy so the lady would sink....................
Peroo
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Ideal crew..
...well get the bikini bit, but is a good welder, great with GRP, knows the racing rules and when looking astern know which side is port.........
...well get the bikini bit, but is a good welder, great with GRP, knows the racing rules and when looking astern know which side is port.........