I was going to say - is there some deep hidden meaning in the juxtapositioning of this thread and the next, but I am sure that it is just the deep nasty writhings of a dirty old man - me! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Use a cheap DIY hair colour kit.
Go to a posh salon for a bleach, stash the water proof cape in your hand bag.
Your hair will go bright green and you can sue the salon, spending compo on a new boat.
Sorry just noticed the word legal, bad idea anyway, green unlucky at sea.