I' getting worried ......

[ruthhobson]

I\' getting worried ......

Is there something wrong with everyone? Just as I think I have got used to your chat everything changes.

Messages about what colour to choose for your awning. Then what fabric for your curtains. It's getting like an episode of Changing Rooms. Before I know it you'll be stencilling anchors or starfish in the heads and talking about pot pouri.

Are you all OK? When will things return to normal?

Ruth
Very concerned ...

Just noticed thread on the aesthetics of heads .....things are worse than I thought!!
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[Stingo]

Re: I\' getting worried ......

It's the medication.

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[jimi]

Re: I\' getting worried ......

They've all turned into poofs .. its the lack of sunlight!

 

[Twister_Ken]

Advice please

I got a new Douglas Gill sailing jacket at the boatshow in a fetching shade of daffodil yellow, but I haven't been able to find a shoulder bag that goes with it nicely. It needs to hold my hairbrush, moisturiser, sunblock, Raybans, Lipsyl, refreshing towelettes and one or two other things a boy needs (know what I mean, Sweetie) - any suggestions gratefully received.

 

[Stingo]

Re: Advice please

Get rid of the yacht and get yourelf a motorboat. Heard it's much easier to check your hair/nails/creases in your pants....

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[ruthhobson]

Re: Advice please

See what I mean- it started off with an innocent discussion on soft furnishings and look where it has ended up!!

 

[Stingo]

Re: Advice please

I told you, it's the medication they're on

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[ruthhobson]

Re: Advice please

Can this also explain the large number of comments on Ellen's new hair cut??? Interior design, hairdressing and fashion...... WHERE WILL IT END?

 

[claymore]

Re: I\' getting worried ......

Shouldn't that be pansies?

regards
Claymore
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[claymore]

Re: I\' getting worried ......

No need to worry - just getting in touch with their feminine sides - still roughy -toughy when the chintz are down.

regards
Claymore
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[jimi]

Re: I\' getting worried ......

Whats wrong with pansies, they add a bit of colour to a drab winter garden, its the Bertie Woosters that get on my tits ...

 

[Ohdrat]

Re: Pansy\'s

I think the Pansy's could be put to use in the heads to pretty the un aesthetic up a bit.. and if you're selling your boat brew fresh coffee and put the pansys in a nice arrangement in the cabin.. then phone property ladder...

 

[Rowana]

Re: Advice please

As long as Alan Tichmarch doesn't get involved with his muck an' manure . . .

Now there's a thought . . .

What to do with the contents of the holding tank . . . .


Jim

 

[david_e]

Re: I\' getting worried ......

I think you are right to be worried Ruth. I tried to start a fire last night by calling stinkies smelly and horrible and they are not throwing much fuel on it at all. Must be the Valentine factor)

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Pansy\'s

i have to say i prefer primroses at this time of year to pansies
the range of colours is wider. i can pickthem out to match all the shades of chintz i haveincluding that toilet roll cover i have
ooh look at the muck in 'ere
that jimi he is stranger to Ajax you know

Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Jimi knits his own toilet roll covers.

I know, coz he borrowed my pattern.

 

[jimi]

Re: Jimi knits his own toilet roll covers.

Well if you did'nt give the toilet rolls wee woolly hats, the water particles in the paper would freeze and scratch yer arse ... My other domestic tip is , always use a table cloth as it stops things sliding off.

I polished my bilges when the boat was out the water, noe how may others do that, I wonder?

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Jimi knits his own toilet roll covers.

depends if you are usig the term polishing your bilges as a euphemism?
eh jamsie ;-)
serioulsy i am sure you are not alone and why not

Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

[ruthhobson]

Re: Jimi knits his own toilet roll covers.

Things are still getting worse now Sailbad's little logo has gone all romantic and you are talking about knitting.

Is this a sign of more sinister things? Is this Saddam's secret chemical weapon -it will turn men into Lawrence Thingy Bowen off the tv??? Further suggestions and conspiracy theories welcome.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: oooooh blast

look you've made me drop a stitch
you like the hearts
donot worry the Logo of the (rather handsome) salty sea dog will reappear soon.

Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.