JumbleDuck
Well-Known Member
Which reminds me of that wonderful exchange of VHF traffic between the US Atlantic Fleet flagship and a "light on my starboard bow", during which the flagship officer became more irate in each response as the light refused to turn out of the way.
Finally the light said "I suggest you turn away, I am holding my position. - Skerryvore Light-house. OUT."
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-obstinate-lighthouse/
Sorry.