Famous people on boats

Re: Billy who?

Oh, Yes I Can. Sir Billy Butlin. And with minders as well. And Free rowing boats all week.
Yer just gellouse. ( Spelt that wrong. Probably) But what the hell!!
I win. His Boat. Him Famous. All week. End of story.
Go Stick That Up You Pipe And Smoke It!!

Dont forget to order your Burgee. PM me.

Haydn
 
Re: Fairly pathetic haul

I went down to our health club with my wife after Christmas (New years resolution etc) Spent some time in the gym then agreed to meet up in the jacuzzi.

Wandered into the swimming pool to find her indoors already in the jacuzzi with Jamie Rednapp, Micheal Owen and Nick Barmby!!

Shes not stopped smiling since
 
Re: Frank Middlemass

Score one point each for timothy west and prunella scales. No points for Frank middlemass, who (esp since you didn't know his name) isn't famous. No pints at all for Dr Spock of baby face (tho Leonard Nimoy doing some locks on the thames would score three!)
 
*I-spy famous people: count your points*

score as follows
NB
* They have to be on a floating boat at some point during the sighting
* No fibbing or obviously making it up (eg coliholics Henry 8th)
* boat show sightings score half

UK A-list crown-wearing royalty actually on a boat : 5 points

Other dubious royalty-ish types : 3 points

Really famous film people 4 points eg Charlton Heston, Marlon Brando, any US
president, prime ministers, heads of state (but not crap countries like
Norway)

Quite famous world and current UK famous people: 2 points eg leading
soap "stars", notables from B-countries like Norway or Finland,
national newsreaders, game show hosts (except Jim Davidson)

No-so famous TV types 1point eg Jim Davidson (he's a comedian) Louis
Theroux, dodgy UK political types, Timothy West, Leo McKern and other
overexposed drama types, minor newsreaders, presenters, weathermen,
childrens TV stars eg er Johnny Morris, BUT not novelists unless JD
Salinger and not radio presenters

People whose name you can't remember, but wasn't he in er um... : 0 points


Extra Points Score

You gawp at them and say look it's that er ooh erm you missed him/her: 0 points
They smile at you: 2 points
You have a look round their boat: 5 points
You buy their boat: 20 points
You help them with their boat: 15points
You help them and they are dead pleased: 30 points
They help you with your boat: 15 points (taking lines only counts 5 points)
You swear at them to do the lines properly, on the other cleat: 15 points
You ask for their autograph: -5 points
They come for a spin on your boat: 20 points
They ask if you recognise them and you say you don't watch telly: 50 points
You buy them a drink: 5 points per drink
They buy you a drink: 8 points per drink
You have so many drinks that there's a fight and they help and get stuck in too, ahem: 500 points
 
Re: *I-spy famous people: count your points*

SO what happens if famous people have been on your boat, dont we get extra points?

1 Alan Priddy
2 Matt Le Tissier

Dom
 
Re: No additional bouancy aids required

Or that it was pissing down with rain.

Nick
 
does this count?

SWMBO's cousin is Peter Davison (Dr Who, Tristan in that vet thing, Braithwaites etc etc) and he had a Shadow 26 a few years back but now has a narrowboat I think and his best mate Dennis Waterman had a boat on the Thames some years ago too
 
Re: I once saw...

Well if that is the case then I should be loaded with points as Ollie used to come to our American Football annual pee up every year therefore, he has bought me loads of drinks and I have bought him loads of drinks far too numerous to mention so I win by at least 10,000,000,000,000 point cos you know how much ollie used to put away. Also he got into a fight once with some bloke who ducked his punch and Ollie ended up hitting his girlfreind on the follow thru which started a real big punch up so I get more points for that as I baled in.

Declared victorious.

Dom

Ps God rest his soul abs. fab bloke sorely missed.
 
Re: Ollie Ockley

I often saw Ollie in the Cricketers Pub (I think that was the name) whilst enroute to London back in the 70's
but there wer'nt any boats about at the time.

cneighbour
 
Re: Ollie Ockley

NO in Ockley on the A24 Bognor to Dorking Road

cneighbour
 
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