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[martynwhiteley]

MARTYN & MARTYN MOBILE MED MARINE MECHANICS

Are available for assignments on Med based superyachts and 40ft plus fast cruisers.

No job too small, (checking raw water strainers and operating cork-screws a speciality)

You pay the travel costs, we pay you £1 per hour to work on them!

Some dates in August still available.

Contact: MedDreamer or martynwhiteley for more details



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[MedDreamer]

I don't understand it, you posted the offer 15 minutes ago and still no takers.

These people don't recognise a good deal when they see one.

I will even bring my own cork screw (that should do it)



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[Alistairr]

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[Guest]

Are you taking on extra staff, by any chance?

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[MedDreamer]

See "Extending Range" below.

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[tcm]

Re: Booking november 03 - jan 2043

This is very good. I will pay you to fly to Nice, one way, and you may as well stay for the rest of your natural lives. That means for 200 quid you would come to Nice, and fix and clean my boat, for ever. Which will cost you 16 quid a day, 3200 quid a year allowing time off, or 128 grand for a forty-year booking. Unfortuantely, you aren't insured to drivit about.

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[MedDreamer]

Re: Booking november 03 - jan 2043

It still sounds attractive to me, can I bring the wife, kids and the dog?

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[tcm]

Re: Booking november 03 - jan 2043

yes, same rate though if they go near the boat.

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[MedDreamer]

Re: Booking november 03 - jan 2043

Thats a bit togh on the dog

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[MedDreamer]

Re: Booking november 03 - jan 2043

Thats a bit tough on the dog

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[martynwhiteley]

Re: Booking november 03 - jan 2043

Compared with current pension fund payouts, looks a very attractive option.

Guess we'll have to fight it out for who goes first Martyn!, or could we time share?



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