Damage!

[jimi]

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/>Count the cost!</A>

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[aztec]

i didn't want a farrarri anyway!!

who is ozzy osbourne?

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[tripleace]

anyone want to swap my liver for a Ferrari. Its worth the same.....

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[jhr]

<<who is ozzy osbourne?>>

Surely you can't be serious? I spent my formative years trying to crawl into the bass bins at Black Sabbath concerts.

Mind you, I'm not sure if even Ozzy is always certain who he is, a consequence of years spent sampling various, erm, "substances" and biting the heads off bats.

Two classic Osbourne quotes:

On the Frank Skinner Show:

Frank Skinner: "When I was a teenager, I was in a band that played Black Sabbath songs"
Ozzy: "That's funny; so was I"!

On At Home with the Osbournes:

Ozzy: "My life could have been worse; I could have been f*ck*ng Sting........."

Sheer genius.



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[Dave1258]

I scored an Ozzy too!........F*ck it!....and what good is half a Ferrari anyhoos

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[Lynda]

Very good, don't think I have the beer belly though, it doesn't seem to do that to my gender - just goes everywhere else instead!!

Do you thing I'm being "PARANOID"

"Ozzy rules"

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[powerskipper]

I don't beleive this IT came up with


MOTHER TERESA

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[StuDryden]

SCARY

at 21 i came out as Boris Yeltsin !!!

1/2 a ferrari not bad eh???

best rethink the whole going out getting lashed scenario

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[BrendanS]

Cool! Ozzy Osbourne is my illegitamate son, and I own the Ferrari company

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[gonfishing]

OOOOPSSS
Ozzie Osbourne 1.7 ferraries, fairies, HIC, Oh car thingies!!!!!

<hr width=100% size=1>man made it ,man can repair it, i think??

 

[aztec]

damn right man!

how many others will own up?!?

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[BrendanS]

Own up! I had to invent my own categroy

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[ccscott49]

Always did like Ozzy! But it doesn't mention illegal substances! I'd probably beat ozzy!

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[jhr]

Illegal substances

Yeah, but I don't think they mean TBT.............

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[Will_M]

What bloody good would 1.14 ferraris be, i'd want 2!!

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[Alistairr]

Bloody Hell!!!

They compare me to 'Chelsea Clinton'!!!!!!!



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