longjohnsilver
Well-known member
Sorry if title offends, but is appropriate. Just opened the monthly Compass catalogue from which I've never ordered anything and saw a few items of interest, so to speak.
The first and most impressive has to be the Cactus Dry Toilet and I quote "Convenient, compact and environmentally friendly solution for small boats and motor caravans and Leopards. Portable toilet which works entirely without water or chemicals. Simple reliable function. After use, the contents are hermetically sealed in a bag, which can then be disposed of with normal refuse"
Just what we've all been waiting for!! Just imagine coming back from a really good days boating on a gloriously hot summers day, walking along the pontoon and stopping to chat with your mates and your bag of rubbish tips open, and there for all to see................................... Perfect end to a perfect day!!
And, you can also buy "10 disposable bags, sealer and toilet tissue". Wow! Another bargain at only £12-95. Must be real fun placing them in position before, well, before doing you know what.
And another bargain, a black plastic bucket, you know, the type we see in all good builders merchants for 99p, this time with 2.5 metres of string attached "practical and cheap!" all for £8-95.
Can't wait to see what other goodies I can add to my next Christmas list. We've all bought things like this in the past, floating torches that don't, waterproof cushions that soak up more water than a sponge, solly etc etc.
What's the most useless thing you've ever bought or been given, share it with us all, bet we've all got garages full of these things, not much else to laugh about round here at the moment.
The first and most impressive has to be the Cactus Dry Toilet and I quote "Convenient, compact and environmentally friendly solution for small boats and motor caravans and Leopards. Portable toilet which works entirely without water or chemicals. Simple reliable function. After use, the contents are hermetically sealed in a bag, which can then be disposed of with normal refuse"
Just what we've all been waiting for!! Just imagine coming back from a really good days boating on a gloriously hot summers day, walking along the pontoon and stopping to chat with your mates and your bag of rubbish tips open, and there for all to see................................... Perfect end to a perfect day!!
And, you can also buy "10 disposable bags, sealer and toilet tissue". Wow! Another bargain at only £12-95. Must be real fun placing them in position before, well, before doing you know what.
And another bargain, a black plastic bucket, you know, the type we see in all good builders merchants for 99p, this time with 2.5 metres of string attached "practical and cheap!" all for £8-95.
Can't wait to see what other goodies I can add to my next Christmas list. We've all bought things like this in the past, floating torches that don't, waterproof cushions that soak up more water than a sponge, solly etc etc.
What's the most useless thing you've ever bought or been given, share it with us all, bet we've all got garages full of these things, not much else to laugh about round here at the moment.
Something along the lines Chris was telling you over his 6th pint of crap beer!
