dancrane
Well-known member
Motor boat entries are restricted solely to fois gras, and those cheeses, other pates, Eton Mess, etc which will not stain white slacks/shirts/skirts
I'll definitely go for the foie gras, paté and Gatsby-esque dress, s'il vous plait...I've found that upmarket culinary appointments are surprisingly at home in very humble boats. Something about the sense of cheerfully daft privileged nonchalance I suppose...
"Damn, I...I've been concussed by the boom!"..."oh, rotten luck, and your cocktail's lost its olive!" Or, "Charlie's lost a finger, sliced off in the centreboard case"..."well, don't let him bleed on that silk shirt..." Or, "I really think we are sinking!"..."no, not till I finish my Havana".
Yes, I've known some odd types.
Still, no point demeaning ourselves with horrible food.