clits and cleats?????

[Tony7]

Just back from a weeks skiing, A quick review tells me not a lots been going on.
and even less of boaty nature.
the good news is its warm here in the uk, -18 in Austria.
What is a cleat anyway?

 

[paulineb]

it's a french clit

 

[Tony7]

cant get my tongue aroung french, never could.

 

[paulineb]

peut-etre vous avez-il besoin de pratiquer

 

[MedDreamer]

You can tell Kims on holiday, this has got to go soon.

When the cats away the pink pussy will play........... /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Tony7]

makes perfect. mai oui !!

 

[britemp]

If God had intended us to speak french, he would never have invented the Duke of Wellington. . . . . .

 

[paulineb]

The Duke of Wellington was Irish /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[PhilF]

le besoin, je crois

 

[tcm]

footprints on ceiling

a cleat is what the sunseeker salesman points at when you enquire about storage and when they look blanks, you explain by asking if there is "somewhere to put mooring lines?"

 

[britemp]

Arthur Wellesley Irish? Nonsense!

He may have been born in Dublin, but we owned the place at the time you know. My best mate was born on a British Army base in Munster, but it doesn't make him a kraut! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Tony7]

What about all the other nonsense thats been going on while i've been away? TCMs copper bottom keeps poping up!! poems about football matches. etc, etc, etc.
anyone getting excited about a new season?

 

[truebrit]

[ QUOTE ]
If God had intended us to speak french, he would never have invented the Duke of Wellington. . . . . .

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Or good ole Horatio N, 200th anniversary of Trafalgar this year ! lets celebrate and close the channel tunnel for a year

 

[ArthurWood]

No "le" required. Construction is "avoir besoin" je crois.

 

[jleaworthy]

When once accused of being an Irishman the Duke of Wellington famously replied, "Sir, if a man is born in a stable it doesn't make him a horse."

 

[paulineb]

To which an Irishman replied, no but it does make him an ass